June 3rd 2013 12:51 am
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So I know I said I were tired, and I am. But I got one last thing I gotta tell y'all.
For years, I'd been living da wild life of an outside dude. I'd been living at da partment complex, killin lotsa rats. And da were plenty of rats, believe me, one even ran over my momma's foot. Sorry momma, guess dat one got past me. And going back to da big ol estate behind da complex and killin birdies. Nothin like bird guts. Anyways, I were getting older and all dat wild livin were getting to be hard on my bones. So I figured I better start lookin for a momma.
And I didn't want just any momma. I wanted a pretty young blonde trophy momma. Dat are da kind of momma dat can make an old guy settle down for good. And I sees one bringin me kitty food. And not just any kitty food, her sister's cat's Fancy Feast. So not only were dis one pretty, she had da good food too.
Some of y'all may be wondering how an old guy like me got a pretty blonde trophy momma. Well, da keys to it are persistence and flattery. Not insulting and acting rude like some guys think. I would hear my momma's loud Mustang going vroom vroom in da parking lot den da loud honk from it lockin den da loud jingle jangle from her million and one keychains. So I'd come runnin like a dog. Yeah, it are a little degradin. But it are all part of da plan. I'd go sit with my momma when she were out by da pool tannin. Even though she didn't have no food. It showed her I really cared and valued her for something other than da Fancy Feast.
But make sure to let da potential momma know dat dere are other potential mommas around too. Maybe don't come round for a couple days. Make her worry a little.
And work da pity angle. Get caught out it in da rain outside her door and cry. Cry loud.
And once you get in, act like you are so shocked. Make her feel special. Act like you's never seen a bed before. If you don't get up on da furniture yourself, not only do your pretty momma help you up (which also makes your back feel better), but you get cat treats for being up on it too.
Den when you decide to counter surf, your momma thinks it are cute you is being so bold, not annoying.
Anyways, things was going good with my momma, but den she moved back home with her family. OMC, three more people, another dog, and two more cats??? Da momma's sister - I remembered she gave me food some too, so she were ok. And dat grandma, she are ok, once I figured out she were not gonna eat my head. She were just kissin it. She made bacon too - yum yum!! And dat grandpa with his music, he and I spent lots of time listening to jazz. Which are nice, because while my momma got some good musical tastes - I like da exotica and da Willie Nelson, she are also a big Britney Spears fan. And dat music are more Maurice's speed. Da downfalls of pretty young mommas.
And da dogs - well I learned dogs can be nice. Dey would chase off Maurice when he wanted to play and my back were hurting.
And da other kitties - well Maurice are kinda a big goofball, but he are nice. And Jezebel, she are pretty nice too, even if she did try to steal my foods too much.
So I's had a pretty good last year with my momma, it were nice. But I's tired now and she understands dat. And dis weekend I gots four people doting on me and it were pretty nice.
Dat are my story, and it are special to me. So kitties, go love your mommas or daddies. Dey are all pretty special.
This is a really special story Charlie, I really took it to heart. I'm snuggled next to my mommy right now, there is nothing as important as a mommy. I know your mommy loves you a whole bunch Charlie, and I know you are awful special to her. She's doing the right thing for you because she loves you with all her heart. I hope your story touches lots of people's hearts and somewhere out there some little kitty who is living outside and looking for a mommy to take care of them has that special mommy read this story and take them in. You are one heck of a mancat Charlie, lots and lots of purrs for you and your mommy.
Dat r furry spawcial sweet Charlie~! Love Ur story~! Touches our hearts too, Mallee wipes a tear...Oh Charlie~! U haz had a great life wif Ur furefur momma~ Her is one spawcial lady fur shur~! xox from alla us~!
Thanks for the story, Charlie - well told, and it explains perfectly how an old wild guy like yourself succeeded in capturing the heart of the pretty young trophy Mama! Good job! Now you can rest and fly free. Glad we got to know you.
Charlie....wow. Wow. You sure did get a good looking momma! We love your story, and you have the angle. We love you and your family. It sounds like you did what you came to do, love them and teach them things.
We know that you'll not be far.
love and light and many many purrs,
Ruffy and the Ridgewood Clowder
Sweet Charlie - you are one lucky and special boy to have had such a great last year. We send purrs and hugs to your mom and family.
Benson and furmily
That is a very nice story about your special mom and her family. Thank you for sharing it with all of us. We sure are gonna miss you, Charlie. But we know your mom made this decision out of love. We love you too sweet boy.
Tristan & family
That IS a special story, Charlie. You and your momma are fortunate to have found each other... and your love story is forever...
Purrs and love to you and your wonderful loving family.
Such a heartwarmin' love story : )
And you are the special one, Charlie. We know how loved you are, and we're all purring for your Momma and siblings. We love you!
Your Momma is so furry spawsial, Charlie.
We can see the love radiating from her face in all those lovely pictures she let us see, too.
Your whole furmily is spawsial, furry spawsial!
We are so glad we got to know you and them even if only fur a too short while...but that love is letting you have purr-manent relief from all your earthly woes and soon you will be a young, strong and healthy angel kitty.
We will miss you, but you will be watching over us from your heavenly soft cushions...
Pipo, Minko & furmily
Charlie, we are purring really hard for you and your momma, this is one of the toughest things she ill ever have to do, believe me I know, we were very lucky to get to know you but you can watch over her in Heaven, I will take you to the earth window, all of us Angels will be at the Pearly Gates waiting to greet you, you can still go back and visit your earthly momma I do and it really brightens her day, the Angels and I will show you around Heaven, you will love it...it is PARADISE, we will be waiting with open wings, Big Hugs, Angel Sonny Bono and momcat Judi~
What a wonderful, special story! Sending purrs and love.
We kitties and our mom loved your story, sweet boy Charlie. What a handsome fellow you are. And such a clever guy too, figuring out how to get yourself a loving momma. We know there will be lots of angel furiends to greet you over the Bridge and show you the "ropes" in Heaven. We hope it will help your momma to know that. So run free like a kitten again, Charlie, and always watch over your momma. Purrs from Harley, Cody, Raj & their mom
what a lovely story, Charlie... it speaks volumes. I await your arrival at the Bridge patiently and I will hold your little paws and let you know that it is all going to be okay, as will so many of our wonderful friends here. My family and I love you and know that you'll be watching over your mommy with love and soft purrs.
Evie & the Krew
That is a very beautiful story Charlie. You are a sweet, sweet kitty. Bless your heart ♥
Love & Purr's, Eddy
I just want you to know I'm waiting at the bridge for you too, we'll all be there waiting to take you in and help send your love back to your wonderful mommy, she deserves all the purrs and love we can send her for such a beautiful love story.
What a sweet story Charlie and so happy you found such a pretty and nice momma to love on you! We are sending you loving purrs and praying for a peaceful journey to the Bridge!
Hugs and purrs,
Simon & Reuben(an angel)
Dat is one beautifur story Charlie. A love story. You are furry clever to figure out how to win a beautiful trophy momma's heart. You and yer momma will always be togefur, you are linked by yer hearts. You will watch ofur her from de Rainbow Bridge, and she will know you are nefur far away. My sisfur Ruby Fur Angel will be waiting wif de ofur angels at de Bridge to welcome you. Then dey will show yous around. Then there will be a huge ceremony for you to get yer wings. You are gonna make an awesome angel Charlie! Fly free furiend, and rest in peace sweet Charlie...I am honored to call you "furiend."
Blue II and Furmily
Beautiful love story Charlie, you had a special Mom because you are so special....and your last year was amazing. We are all so happy we were friends and will be forever.
Now sweet friend it is time for you to be free!
Sending our love to you and your Mom...Mom says she cherishes every day she has us with her and she is always hugging & kissing us...
You are a great storyteller. We will miss you so much at my house, cause you touched our hearts. I heard tha bridge isn't so bad, a course we miss our furmilies, but there are no more hurts and lots of yum yums.
Sending you and your furmily lotta loves
What a great story...so touching. And yet so cool, like really cool. You played your Mom to be like a harp and yet you honestly wanted to be with her and she couldn't resist. Awesome.
Take those memories with you my friend, for they will keep you company at night. Of course they do party a lot at the bridge so you probably won't get to homesick. And remember you can always visit.
Hello sweet kitty and welcome to the bridge. It is true this has got to be one of the toughest choices you mom could ever have made for you but you know she loves you as much as you love her for that is the only way she could ever help you cross over.
Fly free sweetie I am kinda an old pro at this now so you call on me if you need me.
love skids kitty angel and family
That was a great story Charlie. You are one wise cat! You have a wonderful (and beautiful, if I may add) family that loves you so very much. I mean look , Grandma even made you bacon! My grandma never made me bacon! MOL! We send our love and hugs of comfort to your family from ours.