Princess Dharma - girl among boys

Fashionably Late...

May 24th 2012 12:08 pm
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See, Murray is sayin' he gots his diary done already 'n' that I'm behind him. I am not behind him, nor will you ever find me behind him. I will always be ahead of him or on top of him or putting holes in his nose er sumpin'. Cuz I'm a princess!

An' I'm pretty too 'cuz Mom 'n' Daddy say it all da time. Daddy's allus pickin' me up 'n' tellin' me how beeeeuuuutiful his li'l girl is. Ha...so there Murray, Milo, Darius 'n' Trey!

Anyway, I jus wanted to wait to build excitement for when I did start my diary. I knew everbody has jus' bin hangin' for dis day.

*ouch*! Huh? Why did you nip my ear, Darius? What did you say, Trey? Nobody likes an uppity little smart aleck girlie kitty? But I was jus' tellin' da trooth!

**OUCH** Okay, alright, I'll stop it!

sigh...this is the story of a beeauutiful princess who is held captive by four mean 'n' ugl... **ouch** Alright!! I'll stop, I promise!

Dear Diary, my name is Dharma 'n' I am being held at water pistol point, being forced to write nice things about my bruvers.


Waaaaiiiiit! Don't make me get away from the computer....!!!!

~I'll be back~

 
 

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Purred by: Abby (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 12:21 pm

Way to go girl, that's how you tell your brothers who's boss. Girl Power.!!!!
Purred by: Laura W

May 24th 2012 at 2:02 pm

dharma....let them THINK they have the upper paw because by the time you are say...seven months old, all the boys will know who rules the roost..I tell you this in all truth and honesty girl because I know where you are coming from, living under similar circumstances myself... I am not called dai$y queen of cats in my house because it sounds good !!!

hugs girl from dai$y, living amongst fish mongrels in trout towne

XOXO
Purred by: Dharma (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 2:15 pm

Fank yoos Abby 'n' Dai$y Queen! Wif exception of Murray, dey's all so big so I gots to lay down da law right frum day one, don' I? So far dey's still jus' starin' at me. Tho' I do luf Milo. He is a great rassle partner.

Wut he doesn't knoe yet is I gets stronger ever day...bwaahaaahaaaa...
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

May 24th 2012 at 8:34 pm

Bwaahaaahaaaa!


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