February 27th 2013 2:24 pm
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On Saturday, my human left for awhile and when she came home, she smelled kinda funny. Kinda like other cats.
But it wasn't so bad, I thought maybe she had a friend with cats or something. So I gave her the benefit of the doubt
Especially since she gave me treats and a can of Fancy Feast. She really knows how to make me purr!
Also, lately she's been going to bed earlier and getting up earlier. I don't even have to meow at her to go to bed and I don't have to walk all over her and slap her around to wake her up anymore.
At first I was kinda suspicious, but it's kind of nice, actually. Now she tells me to get up!
But today....today I was pawsitive she was cheating on me! There was no doubt in my mind.
It took me about ten minutes of sniffing her, and crawling all over her pants to realize My Human's been where I used to live!!! Not once, but TWICE!!
I smell kitties!
I smell litterboxes that aren't mine!
I smell kitties that have used MY human as a toy!
After I was done climbing all over her and sniffing, I asked her what she was doing there and if, OH NO! if she was bringing home another....oh, I can't even think about that!!
She said that she was just volunteering there.
I remember some of those volunteer peeps trying to pet me, and play with me and clean my litterbox and giving me food and water.
But, she can do that at home! She doesn't have to leave me and go look at and play with other kitties *pout*
She has ME!
Oh, I suppose it's okay that she goes there. Even though it would be nicer if she stayed with me...I'll play with her and there is a litterbox for her to clean and she can always count on that!
Every time she comes home from that place, I'm gonna be checking her out, and making sure she has nothing up her sleeve...or in her backpack! I hope she doesn't want to get me a "friend"
No thank you!
I'm also gonna have to get that "smell" of shelter kitties off her every time too.
And for what? So she can cheat on me??
February 20th 2013 1:24 pm
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I guess being a nudge really helps...sometimes
I guess I did something that some kitties wouldn't probably do cuz of modesty, but I was as curious as a cat.
So it works out....and it did!
What the heck am I talking about? And have I been sniffing on the catnip?
Well, one day, during Valentines week, when Miss Samoa was picking her yearly Dreamboats....well, I was just so curious, so I went and looked and asked in one of the comments in her diary entry if she would ever pick me.
Just out of curiosity, of course.
Samoa wrote back and said she had lots of studs to choose from, and to wait. So I did, and almost forgot about it. Almost.
Then the other day, Mom got an email and it turned out I got a heart rosie on my page from Miss Samoa and it turns out...I'm Dreamboat-in-Training #51!
WHOOHOOO! That's how far nudging...or asking a question got me!
Thank you Miss Samoa! *plants a big smackeroo on Miss Samoa's cheek*
But then I wondered...What the heck is a Dreamboat-in-Training?? I only knew about Dreamboats cuz Squeakers and Sandy used to read Samoa's diary religiously to see who the hot new studs were. So I did some more detective work and found out that a Dreamboat-in-training was a little dreamboat that, in two years...2015, will become a full-fledged, hot stud, dreamboat!
WOWWEEE!! By that time I will be a full-grown, 4-year-old. Pawsibly a hot stud too. I mean, I'm not bragging, but I am still growing, iffin I am a real Maine Coon, they don't reach full-grown size til age four or five.
Look out, Ladycats! I may be fixed, but I will still make your, and your human's hearts go pitter patter! Pawsibly...I'm not bragging or anything.
Anyway, thank you again Samoa, and congrats to my fellow friends that were picked, especially Platey and my brand new friend Grazie, who, I've been told, went totally WILD when he heard that he was picked as DB-in-Training #52! Congrats to all of you!
For Valentine's I got a box with a scratcher in it, with tons of catnip, and feathers on a stick....both from Grandma. From Mom I got a YEOWWL Catnip banana!
The day that I got the box, I sniffed so much that I actually did the drunken...uh, wiggle. I didn't walk or crawl, I wiggled across the floor!
Although I'm kind of disenchanted with both scratcher and banana right now, I can go back...as long as the nip is fresh!
BTW...not that I'm ditching Catster or anything, cuz I'm not, but I have a new blog. Check out my new blog
January 2nd 2013 9:24 am
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Hope everykitty had a happy holiday season! I know I did.
I've been just too busy to write...then after that, I was busy sleeping!
After I gave Mom's Internet the bite of death, she had to get a new thing, and she put it where I can't kill that snake. :( Then, she put that tree up in the house, that was so much fun!
The most fun...before I got presents, that is, was when she came back home one day with a red silky thing with white dots on it. She tried to put it around the tree, and of course, I tried to help her, which made it more fun! Then she didn't like how she had it, so she tried to fix it...and she knocked the tree down!!!
All I know is...I didn't do it!
But when she finally got it the way she wanted it, I had fun messing it up again, playing Run & Slide. All kitties have played it, but I've only really done it on her Mom's rugs, until the red thing came along. You start from a nice distance, run like heck and then when you get closer, sit down and slide on a rug...or in this case...tree skirt.
But more fun was going to come.
I watched Mom pack her stuff again, then MY stuff...uh oh!
Then I fell asleep on the kitty condo and all of a sudden I was woken up from my nice kitty nap and shoved in a carrier and went out in the cold...and I mean COLD! BRRRR!!!
I saw the grandma though, and she said hi and put me in the warm car with a blankie over my kitty jail.
We went to her house again and while the humans acted like Grand Canyon mules, dragging things in and up, I sat and warmed up.
I didn't hide or anything this time. Found my litterbox too. Left a nice big stinky in there too, while they were nearby, watching TV...heh heh heh!
I got to watch two kitty TV's! A regular screen, the one in the living room, which was better to watch squirrels climbing trees, and a big screen on the window in the basement. There were birds, squirrels, dogs and even people to watch.
There was also a tree in that house, but the branches reached almost to the floor so it was hard to sit under. But there were boxes to chew on and sit on!
When they opened those boxes and bags, I got to play with all the tissue paper and I had fun until the grandma tried to put a bow on me...I draw the line at that, so does Mom!
I got a Da Bird refill, and a toy gun that shoots a bird out of it, I love that thing, but it's loud. It shoots a bird out, and I have to catch it before it goes back to the "gun".
I've already given the wire that that bird is on, the bite of death, but Mom fixed it.
I also got to try different foods. Shrimp and halibut! Nummy! After that, my Wellness kinda paled by comparison, so I didn't wanna eat it! Finally I got too hungry and ate some dry food. It's funny how the humans worry so much when we cats don't eat for a day! They'll do anything to make you want to eat! I also got roast beef, but just a little.
By Christmas day, I was too tired from running up and down the stairs and watching kitty TV all night, so I hid under a bed and took a long nap...I think the humans did that too.
I did bite the grandma a FEW times...but they didn't get as worried as they did on Thanksgiving, but I did make her mad the last time I bit her. But she has to remember, I laid in her arms and purred for a minute...I am NOT a purr-er usually, but what the heck? It was the day after Christmas...and I was grateful for my toys and my foods! I purred for Mom too, and she tried to pet me too, and I bit her...too!
I hid under the bed and took a long nap, and they found me when my defenses were down, and shoved me in the carrier and we went out in the cold and home again...Phew,I'm tired!
But that's nothing!
When I got home, Mom came in with a box, for me!
Marina and Tosca's mom sent me Christmas presents! They sent me a water fountain! It took Mom forever to figure out how to put it together, and while she was doing it, there was water, water everywhere! At least I wasn't getting a bath!
Oh yeah, I got a bath before Christmas! *screams*
I am still not sure how I feel about that fountain, but I love playing with water from the tap, so I should love this! Thank you Marina and Tosca's Mom!
Also in the box with the fountain was a stocking full of bells and balls and catnip toys!
I didn't know that I liked catnip, but when Mom took out a few toys, I had fun! I usually don't like toys unless they're interactive, but I liked these toys!
They gave me a wild rush! I also liked hiding those balls and things under that tree skirt, and messing it up looking for my toys!
The other day, Auntie Jen came over...with MORE catnip toys! Wow, they are so fuch mun...I medan much fun!