black cats arent bad!!!!

Hi Everybody!
I am black, therefore forever cursed with the dreaded black cat syndrome. Now I'm not quite sure what it is, but the lovely shelter humans say that it is keeping me from getting adopted. WHY!? Please help me rid this dreaded curse! I REALLY want to have a home. And my shelter humans even said that for May, they would lower my adoption price, just because I am a black cat!!!! See, we aren't all that bad! Please help me get adopted soon! check out my account and tell everyone!!!
Purrs to all!
Hacker