The Life of a Over-aged Cat

Who is this furry creature living with me?

April 28th 2012 1:14 pm
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Today I was lying on the couch, minding my own business. I was only taking my daily seven hour cat nap, when a wet sniffing nose rudely interrupted my beauty sleep. When I open my eyes what do I see, an obnoxious lab puppy that lives with me. That Dog looks at me with those puppy-dog eyes that melt mom's heart, but I don't fall for such as this. You know, being the oldest and wisest. He begins to lick my face, how do I put up with this. I threaten him and what does he do? He starts checking my well-groomed coat for fleas! Fleas? Are you kidding me? I don't have fleas. I slapped him on the nose and shut my eyes, hoping he will leave. Next I feel him nudging me quite hard. Does he know who he's messing with? I have ruled this house for 22 years and I won't put up with this. Another slap should do the trick. But he only begins cleaning out my ears. I've Had Enough! I bite his snout, he whimpers and pouts and leaves finally! Ahhhhh Peace and Quiet, for now at least

 
 

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Purred by: Ollie (Catster Member)

April 28th 2012 at 4:27 pm

My mum is in fits of hysterical laughter. She says you remind her of me. We've never had a puppy, but I have Buzz and Boo to keep in line and that big Dave. No nonsense that's what I say. MOL
Purred by: Natalie the Natcat, Forever (Catster Member)

April 28th 2012 at 4:49 pm

How wonderful that you are so tolerant of the lab. I have several other younger cats here who don't always respect my elderwise self! They should learn..

You are a lovely lovely cat!!!!
Purred by: GRAZIE (Catster Member)

April 28th 2012 at 5:59 pm

Oh Neato you slapped his doggone silly self! I'm just 1 yungun years young and like your being my PURRRfesor of Life! Gonna learn from you Miss Tally.


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