MML...Meow My Life...

I haven't been able to write in my diary for a few days due to my mother hogging the computer because she is going through something called finals in school. I have been itching to talk to the outside world and let everyone know my trials and tribulations. I am still being fed only twice a day and I haven't lost any weight. Maybe I should get on the 'Catkins' diet with Meow...he is my inspiration! If he can do it, I can do it too. It doesn't help when my father leaves his plate of crab on the TV tray where I can reach it while he goes to the other room for a second. Boy did I get into trouble that day! My mother is still going through finals, but she let me use the computer for only a second so I can tell everyone hi, and that I am feeling like a king today =^. .^=

Feeling restless...

Sometimes I don't know what to do with myself. My daddy works everyday making the big bucks so he can spoil me with all his monies. And then mom either naps (which is good cos I need my naptime too) or she's on her electronic thingy making click click noises. I think it's called a laptop, that's what she says anyways while she's yelling at me to get off the darned thing. Hey it's warm and I just wanna feel that warmth. I don't get why she's going to college anyways. Cats don't need to be in school to be smart. I learned my smart ass ways in the shelter although I was only in there a month. My stomach is growling...where's my food? 2 1/2 more hours my mom says *sigh*. What the heck, I think I'm just going to meow until she gives it to me....AHH NOT THE SPRAY BOTTLE =^o o^= mol!

What does vroom vroom mean anyways?

What a morning this is turning out to be...my mother turns on the Tv with the stereo system on loud just to watch this show called Nascar yelling "go Jr" whoever that is. Then she gets angry and yells and throws things, all while I'm trying to take a nap...*eye roll* does anyone else have to put up with this shenanigans?

I'm sexy and I know it!!

Yea yea I know that song is way over played but I just can't get enough of it when my mother turns that song on the radio up! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah! Enough of that already. I think it's time for my nap, after I shed fur everywhere for my father who has to come home from a long night at work just to use that lint roller thingy. Today wasn't that great, I got my greenies way later than expected because my mother thought it was a good idea to party with her neighbors, drank too much, and was in be all day. Pretty soon she will have to quit that stuff cos I heard from a little bird that they are trying to have a human baby. I have no idea why because I am the only baby that should be in the house. I need all the attention that I can get. I should try extra hard to meow more often, especially when they are in the same bed together *rubs paws together* yea that's my plan to foil theirs about having a baby....mwahahahahaha

Hmmm...

Well I have been fed, it felt as though I was going to starve to death! Napped under the bed, till I heard rustling. Oh it's just my mother working on her laptop (isn't the bed only supposed to be for sleeping?) and then she plays this game called bingo. It's usually too noisy for me so I interrupt her by walking all over the keyboard. This sometimes makes her mad. Then I hear knocking at the door which is probably her annoying next door neighbor who's cat is always escaping his house to come over and play with my toys. I will show that little princess not to mess with my stuff! My mother sits outside with the house door wide open where I try and make my escape. Just my luck she chases me back into the house! One of these days I will make my escape! One of these days!! Mwahahahaha!! Ahem...on another note, where's my food? I'm starving!

Such is a cat's life...

Such is the cat's life where I can lay anywhere I want to. Right now I am laying on my dad's side of the bed rubbing off fur so that when he gets home from work, he will have to lint roll it off *rubs paws together*. My dad constantly says that I am trying to kill him, but I just like messing with him since he used to be a dog lover (I have gotten him wrapped around my pinkie claw) mwahahahahaha! Just a few minutes ago I was lying on top of this nice papered book that my mom calls a college textbook where she was doing some kind of studying, all I know is that she was telling me to get off of it so she can read. But whatever she says goes in one ear and out the other...Pretty soon my internal dinner alarm clock will go off and I will be waking up to meow and meow and meow until my mother feeds me my wet slop. I so wish that I can just go back to kibble...I will only eat what is necessary, I promise (yeah right)! Till next time =^..^=