June 7th 2012 12:02 pm
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Dear Diary---

Hmmmm. Must plot a way to escape my new home---do not get me wrong, it is everything a cat could ask for. Firstly, if the world of THUNDERCATS* does not know my story---oh, I think I told it many times and in a past Diary entry---how I was left to starve by my ex-peope with a "For Sale" sign by me and the house.

Anyway, I am going to have the "operation" I have heard tell of it in the catnip patch but I cannot put the pieces together. I wil not like grrrls anymore (oh no! :(..), and it will take the restlessness and fight out of me. I am a good street fighter--oh, dear, I will get fat and lazy.
I have excaped twice before, onecet for three days--I am long and wiry and slip out--but I got the hungrification wobbles and came home.

Oh dear.

Yours truly,
Freddy