I am very nervous.....

Meowmie leaves for California in a week. When she comes back, she will have 5 cats and a dog. Do I really have to go thru this again? Meowmie said that nothing bad will happen. We all just need to adjust to each other. This is my house. I was here first. I hope everything goes ok....I am not used to being chased all over the house by a dog that wants to play. This should be very interesting.

COTD

Thank you slacker meowmie! I received the Cat of The Day honors, and did not even know because you are a total slacker. If you have gotten the internet when I told you to, I would not have missed this. Thank you to the powers that be at Catster for the honor of being Cat of The Day. I can replace you as chief minion, meowmie. Just remember that.

Hey! What did you bring home?

Meowmie took off for a few days. Don't worry, I was not home alone. The minions were here. I was busy living large...when meowmie came home. She had a blanket. The blanket smelled like....A CAT! I followed meowmie to her bedroom. It WAS a cat! She would not let me near him and he hissed at me. She shut the bedroom door and left me in the hall. Excuse me! Every day, I would stick my paw under the door to see if the cat was nearby. I did this for a week. Finally, the cat on the other side of the door slapped my paw! It was on!!!! Slowly, mom introduced me to this new cat. His name is Paisan. You probably know him. He is the definition of cool. But, he respected that this was my house. Slowly, he started inspecting the house. One day, he flopped down on his side in front of me. Hmmm, I thought..what does he want? Then he slapped me. We had a short, but funny slap fight. No claws. After that, we started to play and chase each other. We even share each other's food. I am glad they brought Paisan here. I hear that Bella and the crew are going to be here in a few weeks...along with ...gulp....Lexi the dog. I am not too worried. Mom said that nothing will happen to me. I trust her. This should be very interesting. Can't wait.

Finally got a diary. Meowmie is slow.

What does it take for a cat to get a diary around here? I am the most interesting cat in Memphis and no diary! (points at meowmie) Is meowmie's fault. No computer, no internets...seriously? I have things to talk about! First, I am so glad that we moved from that little apartment to this big house. I sit at the front door and watch birds, or I sit in the kitchen window and smell what's cooking at Wendy's. Sometimes, if I am lucky...I catch a whiff of the Chinese restaurant. Yummers. I love living in this house. So many windows, so little time. I have three bedrooms to sleep in, plus a living room, a dining room and I love to leave cat hair and paw prints on the white kitchen tile. My days are fun filled....even when I am sleeping. I love to listen to the mailman shove stuff into that black box near the door. I usually kick it with the children in the living room. I am learning so much about the latest video games...NOT. I go in there and sleep. I love to hear the noise of the children. And I love pizza night. They laugh at me when I sit in the chair like I am expecting a plate. Hello? I AM expecting a plate. Not some chunk of melted cheese you toss to me. I want a piece of pizza, with the pepperoni and everything. What is wrong with you people? It's so hard to be cool when you have to deal with minions that are slackers. Meow.