Calie Gurlie's Meowses

Happy Slap Day to brofur Tao!!

March 17th 2012 8:57 am
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Today meez wents to Sissy's house fur the furst time to get groomed and stuffs. Meez totally hated that experience!! Then Sissy dried meez oosing the hair dryer thingy butt meez wussnt afraid as the other kitfurs!! Meez let hers dries meez and meez efun helped hers dry by licking myself!! Brofur Tao kept an eye on meez alla the time. Heez furgut to eat, sleep and efun to pawlay!! Heez acted total meanie and chased meez, hissed at meez and slapped meez as hard as heez could!! Heez kept SLAPPING SLAPPING and SLAPPING!! Meez told him nothing at furst!! Heez almost made meez fall of Sissy's bed by slapping meez!!! Good thing, Ma wuss thez and sheez shooed Tao aways!! Then Tao and meez pawlayed chasing under the sofas whez the hoomanz couldn't interfere!! And when heez gut the chance heez slapped meez hard!! And meez chased him too!! MOL!! Meez hid under a cushion to save myself from him butt heez removed the cushion ofur meez and slapped hard AGAIN!! Meez haz to say it wuss the Happy Slap Day fur him and indeed his best day efur!!! Meez can guaranty U's that heez haz nefur slapped anyfur befur as many times as heez did to meez!! It wuss HIS day!! TOTALLY!! Meez doesnt get it whys heez hates meez sos much!! Meanwhile Sissy wuss up on my room making maid Hasna clean my room. Sheez cleaned my entire room!! Hows nice of hers!! After the cleaning wuss complete meez went back to my room again. Meez thinks Ma sort of likes meez. Cuz sheez talked about hows it's nut sos good fur a kitty as small as meez to stays all alone and hows meez could beez scared and efurrything!! Sheez said meez wuss a poor kitty and all!! heeh!! Sheez cares fur meez!! Nows Sissy's just waiting fur the day when the Ma finally lets meez in!!

Lubbs
Sweet Gurlie Calie.

 
 

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Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

March 17th 2012 at 11:35 am

Calie keep workin' the cuteness factor gurlie. I am waiting for that day too when Ma lets you in! I bet it will happen.

Great idea of Sissy to have Maid Hasna clean up your whole room. Better for a clean kitty. That is great that Sissy is bringing you for house visits then you will get socialized and everyone will fall in luv with you.

When you are in your room and Tao is at his house, have Sissy have a towel or article of clothing that the other cat has layed in so each cat can get more use to the others scent. Put something with Calie's scent for Tao to be by and something with Tao's scent with Calie to be by. Then that way when they get together again, they won't smell like total strangers. I think Tao is letting Calie know that he is the Purrince of the house but I hope he won't be too mean to her. Also do positive things together. Like when Calie is around, give Tao a treat. Let them both think it is very positive to be together.

I think I will have to give Calie lessons on how to slap boys back. I am good at the slappy paw! And I bet someday Calie will be too.

Your new picture is so cute, Calie!!

Luv,
Zoey
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

March 17th 2012 at 11:54 am

Sweet Gurlie, tell Sissy to let the Baba and Ma know that Calico Cats bring with them good luck!!

"The cats with coats of multi-colours are said to carry with them good luck. Many cultures believe that calico cats are very lucky."

Luv,
Zoey Gurl
Purred by: Laura W

March 17th 2012 at 3:04 pm

calie...you just wait girl until you are a little older then let tao slap you and when you slap him back and he RUNS !!!!!!! well, there you have it.....boys are stupid, remember that....I have to remind myself that every day living amongst the hog boys I do :)

hugs calie from dai$y of smelly trout towne
Purred by: MALLEE DG# 22 (Catster Member)

March 17th 2012 at 8:32 pm

Ain't dat da truth, Zoey~? We calico's does bring good luck 'n we'z be'z really smart too~! Oh sweet Calie, U r so spawcial 'n Miss Sissy love's U 'n want'z to give's U a great home!~ "n jus' like Miss Dai$y sez, U can give's da BOY da biggest slappy PAW'z efur back at him~!! Us gurlie'z rule 'n we jus' wait...'n wait..'n be'z patient, 'n den..WHACK!~ Him won't know'z what him him~!! Boy'z R stoopid, Dai$y be'z so right on dat one~!! Zoey does know'z what her tawkin' 'bout 'n smell'z R a BIG thank wif us kitty'z!! But I shor bet it'z really smelly in Trout town~! MOL~!!

Purrs 'n love,
MALLEE
Purred by: Calie (Catster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 2:31 am

Sisfur ZOEY, would U’s like it if ur Cbox boy gut slapped by some other kitty???

Thankies fur the good words, sisfur Dai$y!!!

Sisfur MALLEE, together U’s and meez will teach alla the stewpid brofurs some lessons!! ZOEY’s brofur ZACK is already a purrtty good guy!! Heez doesn’t need any lessons!! And meez beleafs that Dai$y haz already taught the guy Tabbies some serious lessons!!
Purred by: ZOEY (Catster Member)

March 18th 2012 at 9:34 am

Oh that is right, I should be on my CBox Boys side and not want him to get slapped by you. But I want my CBox Boy also to learn to respect little girls who could maybe someday be a sister if he was nice. So a slap or two might teach him a good lesson! MOL! Sorry CBox Boy!!

Luv
Zoey Gurl
Purred by: Calie (Catster Member)

March 19th 2012 at 1:48 am

MOL!! Heez minds!! Heeh!!


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