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November 28th 2013 9:12 am
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Happy Thanksgiving efuryfur! Tha hoomans is up 2 their pesky vacuuming again an we's not movin much this time! Does anyone else have their hoomans cook up tha gizzards an neck fur them like we get? It's so yummy! Middy sits next 2 his dish bcuz if someone is near tha kitchen then it must b time 2 feed him right? They call it "tha look" or "Batmanning". They think his ears look like tha mask of Batman when he's being persistent. I jus wanted 2 thank efuryfur fur our kewl rosettes an cornucopias! We's gonna p[lay later! It has been extra cold here in TX an Mom had 2 buy a heated mattress pad that none of us want 2 leave in tha mornin much less all nite long! I haz gone thru a transformation this year an I haz become way more loving an finally found my singin voice an will go in Mom's room an call her 2 come in an love on me! So yesterday I was full of mischief an would get up here on tha table an knock tha treats off an knock tha pill bottle off. Then I would get up on tha counter an tried 2 knock off mom's new holiday nail polish on tha tile floor an she had 2 come take it befur I could! R there any other silly trouble causers out there? Mom says I better stop eatin all my brofur's foods since I'm gettin so big! We all haz our holiday collars on now! Oh an if anyfur knows how hoomans can get rid of hives please send us a message! Mom haz had hers fur 6 weeks now! Tha allergy test showed nothing so back 2 square one! HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!
July 4th 2013 11:06 am
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Hey! Happy 4th of July!! We's havin people ofur 2 swim! I will of course b antisocial an hang out in tha garage. MOLMOL! Mom wants me 2 b more social but I'm shy. I also am fury sensitive but shhh don't tell anyfur! Well I gotta run tha hoomans have much 2 do!! Thanx rfuryfur fur all tha kewl fireworks! I'm glad they r quiet!! Stay safe an hydrated efuryfur!!! :)
April 6th 2013 12:02 am
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Let's play TAG!! Ur it!! I was tagged by Patches an I get 2 tag 5 furiends. I just name things I like bout spring!!
October 1st 2012 12:08 pm
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I just wanted 2 say thanx efurybody fur the furbulous balloons fur me and my furmily! I have been gettin into more trouble than usual lately cuz the hoomans switched Midnight ofur 2 wet food. They did this bcuz they noticed Middy losing weight and wanted him 2 gain it back. Also he's like 14 or 15 so they took him 2 tha vets and it turns out he has arthritis and hyperthyroidism. So the sprinkle his food with vitamins in tha morning and my nose gets ahead of my brain and I like 2 push him outta tha way! Mom says I'm getting fat. I don't think so!! Don't hey kno that I'm the one who wears tha pants here?? Mom has been givin us a lot of catnip lately cuz she tried 2 give it 2 Twink sneaky like cuz Twink doesn't like anything on her blankie or she will jump down and sit somewhere else and stare at her blankie. She's such a diva!! She just looks at them when her blankie has been sat on by one of us and waits fur them 2 refold it or sometimes it has 2 b washed! She still only drinks outta tha fish tank and Mom bought us a nice fountain that she won't use!! She also only will eat on tha counter and only dry food!! She's my crazy wife tho and I luve her. Mom bought her a dress a couple weeks ago! She doesn't like it. They wanna get Tux a bow tie cus he already has the tuxedo. We have made some new furiends here and when Paelae had cancer Smiley was there fur us cuz we were so sad! We luv all our new furiends and look furward 2 reading their notes efuryday! They lock me in tha bedroom when Middy is eating!! NO FAIR!! They might give us wet food like once a day cuz they researched and found out that dry food isn't as good fur us. If we still lived in tha wild we would get more water thru the animlals we ate. So Mom went 2 Binkyspage.com and read up on the best foods fur us. Now we r gonna start on Blue Buffalo fur our wet foods! So thanx 2 all our lovely furiends frum my family 2 ur's!! Have a furbulous day!
June 18th 2012 3:31 pm
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thanx efurryfur!! I love all my new rosettes and stars!! I been bein' real good this week since Mom gave us our purple calming collars and the other 2 have NOT!! They've been peein and poopin in the hallway and I can't stand it I always try to cover their messes. I worry about my big sis Paelae so Mom gave us boys the purple collars. Course Twink could care less about anything that goes on in the house, tho I think she secretly has opinions (most of them snobby). Mom and Grandma think so 2. Thanx fur makin me kewl kitty of tha week!!!
April 9th 2012 3:36 pm
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Happy belated Easter everyone! Thanks to everyone from me and my fur family for all the great easter gifts!! The other day Mom came home with purple in her fur!! I almost didn't kno it was her since her fur ppl cut off all her fur and now it's got purple! Mom was only mad cuz they cut 5inches off her fur when she only said they could cut 2 inches. I don't kno y she cuts her fur anyways...I woulda been mad if they put the purple in my awesome orange fur. But she wanted it that way!! Can u believe it?! So on Caturday Mom and Grandma discovered baby squirrels in our yard and one had gotten next door where that dog Bella lives so Bella's Dad brought the squirrel back to our yard cuz the nest is in our tree. Mom says it's a huge thing. So yesterday Grandma was watering the plants and almost stepped on a baby squirrel that was licking water off the grass. She came in and told Mom to google what to do with a baby squirrel. I don't kno what google is but they say it a lot. So Mom got her old rat transporting cage out and had some left over soft bedding stuff and they brought that baby squirrel right into our house! She called a squirrel lady and that baby squirrel got to spend the nite in our geust room!! I'm never allowed in there so I tried to sneak in and got busted! The humans don't let us in there anymore cuz Middy pees all the time and we used to have our own litterbox room but the others (not me and my wife Twink of course) would pee on the tile floor ALL THE TIME! Now there r only litterboxes in the garage and someone doesn't like sharing all 5 so the pee on the garage floor! The humans r not happy! So Mom came home from the squirrel lady's house smelling like lotsa squirrels and a dog and 2 other cats, she cheated on us!! I let her kno by sniffing her leg for like 5 minutes!! Hahaha I always have to let her kno when I don't approve of the dog smells. One time after Mom came back from the shelter Middy was so mad cuz she smelled like so many animals that he peed in her shoes when she wasn't looking! I found it hilarious! I have been very busy sleeping and hiding in the garage from Mom's bff and her family (with a 4 yr old girl) while they do wedding stuff so I haven't had any extra time to dictate my notes to Mom. She hasn't been home as much and I miss her so much when she's gone! If she comes home real late I sometimes think she isn't coming home at all and I make a big issue of it for Grandma and now that I'm married so does my wife. We get worried ya kno...
April 1st 2012 9:51 am
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Yesterday it was like 91 degrees outside! Mom had to go to a wedding shower, I don't kno y she would need to shower at a wedding especiallty since I can't lick the water off her legs there but o well. Mom was NOT happy it was so hot outside already and when she got home she made it cold in the house so I slept in the garage until it was bedtime. I don't understand y she likes it so cold. I'm a TX cat, born and raised but Mom is from MN so she says it's too hot here... Even tho she's lived here most of her life like 25 yrs. She came home smelling like 2 different dogs! TRAITOR!! So I had to rub my scent all over her to fix things right again! That was hard work, especially since it was sduring my normal nap time! Ever since Grandma retired Tux thinks if Mom talks or puts her legs on the ground that means Mom needs to pet him, he's also been following her around like a puppy...??? He used to b Grandma's boy and now he's cheating on her every chance he gets! He is driving my Mom nuts! I don't understand that phrase cuz Mom doesn't go eat nuts every time Tux bothers her. He's silly cuz he also likes to chase his tail when no one is looking!!
March 25th 2012 1:29 pm
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When it's warm outside I like to go sleep on the chair in the garage where I can stretch all the way out. Mom says I look dapper in my new black plaid collar. Even tho Twink is my wife I don't understand her... She's such a DIVA! She doesn't like anything that normal cats like. She will only eat catfood and if the humans try to give her something to try in her dish (while she is eating her 3 peices at a time) She will look at it and jump down ( she's the only one allowed to have a special dish on the counter, pffft!) She will not eat turkey or tuna and doesnt beg for human food like the rest of us. She won't even eat cat treats!! Mom says she's a princess and spoiled worse than me. Mom has this yellow blanket that she used to snuggle up on the couch with and Twink took it over! Mom had to get a new blanket. So now Twink has her own little folded up blanket in her spot on the couch! She will sit across the room and just stare at Mom if someone decided to lay in her spot until Mom makes them move and then will come over and smell it and wait for Mom to flip it over because it has other cat cooties on it!! She is so weird!! But i LOVE her! Twink used to like catnip but now gets mad and jumps down if Mom tries to give her a little puffball from the catnip jar. So Mom tries to sneak it right next to her nose while she's sleepin' cuz Mom is a little devious at times. But of course Twink wants nuthin' to do with that and jumps down...I LOVE catnip and my catnip pillows! I roll around on the hard wood floor in extacy! That's the only time I'm not my normal manly self well and in Grandma's room. My wife also likes to lay on the heating pad when it's on and Mom keeps it on the corner of her bed just for Twink! I don't even get that and I'm her baby boy! I sneak in an kick Twink out occasionally tho just to let her kno who's boss. I love all the new cat toys we have and I come running everytime Mom picks up the fishing pole toy cuz it has a bell that I can hear. Tat thing really drives me bonkers! Well I'm off for another cat nap....
March 22nd 2012 9:07 am
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Mom has been in too much pain to pick me up. She sure has been sleeping a lot. I did get to play with my fishing pole toy (whick is my favorite besids catnip) The humans have been letting me into Grandma's room a lot on account of my Mom can't pick me up and I am so happy in there. Mom always asks why can't I b such a lover boy and purr really loud in any other room. I can't help myself! It's bcuz I'm so special that I get to go in there. Sometimes they let Twink (my wife) in there and I'm not as happy. It is the only room where they can give me a manicure without having to wrap me in a blanket bcuz I fight so hard and bite and claw my way out. It's a 2 human job, but Mom says I'm a good boy when I'm in Grandma's room. I went all the way to the top of the cat tree a couple days in a row even tho I'm a little too big fur it. When Grandma pulled the attic door down it scared me and I zoomed right inside...the humans thought it was funny...
March 19th 2012 1:45 am
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YAY WOO HOO!! I got diary of the day again! Mom is having a hard time typing uz she is on pain killers cuz she tore some thingy from all thingy on her ribs and can't see very good. Mom ntore that that noisy coughing. She has to wear this weird thing around her ribs. Thank goodness she can move her arms today, so she can play with our new 5oy that I love! We had a couple different over the years but th alwaqys snap off, So the new one's have a shorter stick. Mommy keeps fallinb asleep on me so goobye foowr n
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