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Da Shadow Knows

BEST TOY EVER

A couple of weeks ago moms came home with a new toy. she called it da bird. BEST TOY EVER!!! i luvs it. she keeps it in the closet and i lay there all the time hopin someone will brings it out. i tells you i iz lord of the bird. within a week i had tore him to pieces. luckily moms knows what a great hunter i iz and had some spare birds available. i even gots it untied a couple of times. no bird gets the best of da shadow. the others like to play with it too but they dont stand a chance when i iz around. i fly through the air and haz it before they can even get close. i sure hope moms lets me play with it today.

Its me again

yo yo yo Shadow in the house. For those unfamiliar with me a brief intro. I use to be a gangsta cat. Then I found my true calling as a super hero. I iz Invisicat. If iz wants to you cant see me. Just ask moms. She is always tripping over me because she cannot see me. It is a handy super power especially if you want to sneak some of dads milk or steal a piece of meat off the counter.Everyone goes, 'what happened to that?' Ha, the Shadow knows.

helping moms

iz not much for girlie things. moms says i iz a tomcat which iz like a tomboy. so i dont getz into the whole house cleaning thing. but one thing i do like to do is help moms make the beds. willie helps too but we approach it from different angles. he works hard to get the wrinkles out but i tackle the whole problem. i grabz them sheets and bite em and rabbit kick em until they understand who is boss. course their memory is shorter than a dogs and every day i haz to whip them in line again. shadows work is never done.