Wisdom from Willie
April 23rd 2012 4:23 am
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sometimes i get a little misty when i think back to the good old days. i miss my good buddy roo. and i miss all the neat things you could get away with as a kitten because you were so darn cute. not that i haz lost the cute factor. one could say i haz made it into an art form. take the stop, drop, and roll maneuver. i invented that, you know. but you gotz to do it just right to get the full effect. itz best done when the hoomans just come in the door. sit a few feet away from them, cock your head, and then drop to the floor. a few rolls and sweet meows and you will have them eating out of your hand. better yet you can eat out of their hands. oh there are a lot of imitators out there [talking to you, shadow] but no one does it as good as me. you are welcome to try. hoomans are such suckers for it.