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Wisdom from Willie

Sad news

I knowz it haz been a long time since we haz been here. It haz been a bad year. Everyone haz had medical problems of different degrees. Mine haz already been documented and I will let Lucky update you on hers later. Grams came over for tanksgiven but shortly after she went to the big pokey place for hoomans. Shortly before Christmas moms told us she had gone to be with Roo. This made moms sad but we did our best to cheer her up.
We hoped the new year would be better, but Alta started having problems. She barfed a lot and then started leaking red stuff from her pooter. New years day they took her to the emergency room but she never came back home. I know I picked on her a lot but I pick on everyone. Its what I do. I will miss her but moms says she is all better now. she haz her eye back and is in a place where all the other cats accept her and play with her. I bet she even got to meets Roo. I really miss him. anyhoo now I haz to work twice as hard to cheer up moms and dads. They miss Alta lots.

RIP Axel

A week ago Axel, one of the resident cats where grams lives now, went over rainbow bridge. moms said he was a good cat and a real talker like me. dads enjoyed visiting with him. maybe some day we will meet. he sounds like a pretty good cat.

cats got talent

so a dog act won america gots talent. well fiddle-dee-dee. you call those tricks. like two of them run across the judges table, one with his nose stuck in the others posterity. we cats can form a whole train of posterity sniffers and often do. one does back flips. any kitten can do that. going over jumps. the time could have been better spent laying in front of the jump contemplating how it fits into the rhythm of the universe. oh well you will never seen a trained cat act win. we iz the trainers and humans are just too dumb to learn any tricks that could get you on america gotz talent. americas dumbest family videos maybe. ah yes my system is finally use to the new medicine and i am back to my old self. watch out world.