What itz like beinz in charge.

Lies

July 28th 2012 1:58 am
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Ya knoe just becuz Iz occashunalee tune him up or takes a taste of hiz creemy culured fur, duzen meen Iz steelses hiz fud. Duz Iz looks likes a kittie hoo wud steels anudder kittee's fud? Of corse not. Nows Eye knoe dat Jake dint mention me specifically or momma wud have had me in lock down. Besides My pain in the post-ear-ree Muggz, follows Jake ever time heese goeses to eats an stans guard soos no onez budders Jake. To think dat wen Muggz furs came heres to live he hated Jake. Momma cuddnt leeveses dem alone. Muggz wud attak Jake all dat time. Iz Never sawed dis wit my own toos eyeses but dere are staories Ize haz herd. Now Heese like Jake's bodyguard. Considering how much mor heese weighs maybee Iz shud try to take a bites of him. I tink heese wud kills meese ifs Iz did tho. Everbody seems toos haz a bodyguard. I dunt knoe why. Maozer haz Mimi. Isis haz Jake who haz Muggz. The kids haz Tabbie. Nobodee guards meese. I feels left out.
Hmmm... Well Iz ize ginna go see who wants to play. Maybe Kittie or Isis.... I luvz it when dey screams. he he he.
Mrowl, mrowl, mrowl

 
 

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Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

July 28th 2012 at 4:08 pm

I guess you will have to be your own body guard, MOL!


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