Takes caes of yer toofers.

My momma was playin wit meese da odder day an sheese sed dat mys bredth wuz reel bad. Well Iz neber thaut so but sheese triid toos bushes myz teets butz Iz dint lyks dat. So sheese took meese too dat stabby vet guy las week an heese sed Iz needses myz teets cleened. so Iz hadz myz teets cleened onz tuezdy. Jus lyk las tym Iz wens toos sleepsat da stabby place iz woked upz missing sumting. Dis tym itz wuz myz top rite fang!Momma sed dat myz toot wuz inflecked, n dat iz why myz bredt wuz bad. Myz moudt feelz funny butz ize betters tody
Wellz ize iz onz softs fud fur a cupl deyz

I wuz just lookin

I knoe I wuz badz on Sundey.
I cudz haves gots loked outz. But I wuz lucky dat my boders an hissters all wuz wachin outz foe me. Dey allz gaves meese a smak when momma let me bakz in. Butts su mtims yew needs toos bees bad. Mrs Kitty getz a look an says ooh I iz gonna bees bad an dn starts tearin roun da houze. No onez evers yellls at her. Nots fairs. purrs and head butts to all.

I wuz just lookin

I knoe I wuz badz on Sundey.
I cudz haves gots loked outz. But I wuz lucky dat my boders an hissters all wuz wachin outz foe me. Dey allz gaves meese a smak when momma let me bakz in. Butts su mtims yew needs toos bees bad. Mrs Kitty getz a look an says ooh I iz gonna bees bad an dn starts tearin roun da houze. No onez evers yellls at her. Nots fairs. purrs and head butts to all.