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I've been tagged!

December 17th 2007 10:52 pm
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By my beautiful friend Pandora...

Here are my 5 Christmas wishes:

1. Lots of Temptation treats.

2. Catnip from Kooky Cat Farms.

3. Soft pets from mummy.

4. Chin scritiches

5. All kitties to find happiness and warmth.

Now I'm going to tag my friend Cindy, Ralph, Marty, Lena and Molly.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to All!

 

What is your sign?

September 3rd 2007 7:47 am
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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
14 years of bad luck if you do not forward .

 

I got tagged by Nala!

July 28th 2007 9:31 pm
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Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

My name is Princess.....

1. I am bashful and shy around strangers
2. My best friend is Horus who lives in Germany.
3. My other best friend is Rufus who lives in Washington DC.
4. I hate getting into our pet carrier and going to the vet.
5. I hate it when my eyes are cleaned.
6. I am creeped out by Willy's affection. Why does he have to touch me?
7. I am jealous of Missy! How dare she look like me!

So now I tag.....
Pixel
Sandy
Morris
Lily
Herman
Ray
Vicky

 

A Cat Resume

July 27th 2007 11:10 pm
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There is a human man who has sumitted this resume onto the internet. He wants to be your cat. I thought it might give some kitties a giggle.

The Position

I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.

Things About Me

I am at my best slacking off, sitting around the house, that kind of thing. Very much like a cat. My lifelong passion and hobby is napping, and my qualifications in this field are impecabble. Sometimes I change rooms or chairs, and sometimes I even go to the front window to see what's going on in the street. One of my favorite moments is the long drawn out yawn accompanied by a full body stretch. At nights I like to take a nip outside and prowl around town, getting back a bit before sunrise.

My Job Experience

1995-1998: lived at my parent's. No job whatsoever and lounged around the house. Performed these duties admirably.
1998-2000: lived at my sister's place with her fiance. Still no job, watched TV mostly from the couch, sometimes the floor. Achieved all goals and overcame all obstacles, gained the experience needed to move myself forward professionally.
2000-2004: lived at my girlfriend's. No job, lounged around in her backyard when she was away, curled up on her lap when she got home. Tough situation but rose to the occasion.
-references available

What I Will Do As Your Pet Cat

Basically my objective is to fulfill all the duties of a domestic cat. I promise to sit around the house all day doing nothing, catch naps, maybe watch some TV. I will NOT do any work whatsoever, nor will I pick up the phone. Since we cats like to stay clean I will have a long warm bath two times a day. When you come back after work, I will give you 30 seconds of affection, then go back to my nap. If you speak to me about what happened at work I will gaze impassively at the wall, and you will have no idea whether I am listening to you or not. I will largely ignore any friends or relatives you bring over.

What You Will Do As My Owner

Your job is to provide me with all the food I need to stay happy. (uhh, I'm a talented cat too so I know how to open the fridge and help myself to food, keep it stocked). Its also up to you to keep the place clean so I can find plenty of areas to sit and nap. As a potential owner you'll most definitely have a TV with satellite (like all cats I'm mesmerized by the moving things on the screen) that I'll be able to watch while you're at work. All medical/dental expenses covered by you the employer. I'm not your typical stay-at-home house cat so it's vital you leave a window open at night so I can go out and roam. Don't worry where I go, if it makes you feel better than leave me some spending cash on the table before you go to bed.

So how does that sound? If you are interested in having the cat man as your cat then send him an email

Email the cat man here...
iwanttobeyourcat@hotmail.com

 

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!

July 26th 2007 4:15 pm
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The year is 1907.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some statistics for the Year 1907 :



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The average life expectancy was 47 years.




Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.




Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.




There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles



Of paved roads.




The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.




The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!




The average wage in 1907 was 22 cents per hour.




The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year .




A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,
A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.




More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME .




Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!



Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which



Were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."




Sugar cost four cents a pound.




Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.




Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.




Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used



Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.




Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from



Entering into their country for any reason.




Five leading causes of death were:



1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke




The American flag had 45 stars.




The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!




Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea



Hadn't been invented yet.




There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.




Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write.



Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.




Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." ( Shocking? DUH! )




Eighteen percent of households had at least



One full-time servant or domestic help.




There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE ! U.S.A. !




Now I forwarded this from someone else without typing



It myself, and sent it to you and others all over the United States ,& Canada



Possibly the world, in a matter of seconds!




Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years.




IT STAGGERS THE MIND, EH ?



Do the thing that you believe in.



Do the best you can in the place where you are and be kind.

 

Regret

June 13th 2007 12:18 pm
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There are 4 things you can't recover......

The stone after it is thrown,
The word after it is said,
The occasion after the loss,
The time after it is gone.

Wow that's a reality check!

Luv as always.....Princess

 

How old is your kitty in human years?

June 4th 2007 11:24 pm
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A kitten's first year in life is equal to about 16 human
years. By the end of the second year she is about 21
human years. Then for each additional year she will age
about four human years.


CAT YEARS-----------------------HUMAN YEARS
1--------------------------------16
2--------------------------------21
3--------------------------------25
8--------------------------------46
10--------------------------------54
15--------------------------------74
20--------------------------------94

 

May 27th 2007 9:25 am
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We were told that our Plus would be automatically renewed. Well on the end of the last day, I went to our pages and the Plus was removed and I was only allowed to give blue rosettes and we felt sick! So we quickly ordered the Plus and all was well. I received my 25 rosettes and was very happy. 2 days later I noticed that I now had 25 more rosettes. Hmmm, that's odd. So I went to my Paypal and seen that I had now been charged 2 times for Plus! Fortunately Paypals gives some time before the transaction actually goes through. So I was able to easily cancel one of them. Whew! I was able to retain the extra rosettes, so that made me feel better. I did email Catster with no reply. I totally understand that Catster is a lot of work and I can only imagine how many emails they must receive per day. I certainly would not like to take care of Catster. So I guess I should just be patient the next time it runs out. They will get to me eventually.

Everycat Have a fantastic day!!!

Hugs and pawshakes to all.....Princess

 

I have been tagged!

May 22nd 2007 10:08 pm
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I got tagged by Diamond and Todd!

Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog.

My name is Princess.....

1. I am very nervous around strangers. I am bashful and shy and it takes 2-3 days before I will even come near them.
2. I do not like to be picked up ever. I get real stiff and extend my back claws into human flesh if possible.
3. I love my human daddy the most! He says, "bedtime Princess" and I run to bed.
4. The only time I come to mummy when she calls me is if I hear the word "Treats".
5. I love it when mummy washes my face with a warm cloth.
6. I never eat wet food. I just lick it until there is no juice left.
7. I attack Missy as often as possible. We scream and do a bear hug rolling around and ripping out as much hair as possible. I waited 4 months, then decided she should leave.

So now I tag.....
Elvis
Grisu'
Vinly
Xena
Smokey
Mr. Snuggles
Rufus Thelonious

 

Cat's Prayer

February 13th 2007 10:46 pm
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
and sofa cushions soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
and someone nice to scratch my back.
For window sills all warm and bright,
for shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool,
and keep the secret feline rule;
to never tell a human that. . .
the world is really ruled by cats!

 
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