An Happy Mew Year

Wowsy Well Jakers an Zeus is Right. Tank da Divine Kitty. Myz CatMomma an Meese wuz welcomeses intoos ours furrmily cuz momma an poppa iz da bestest humans in da whole world. Myz catmom an Ize wuz livin in da basements where Ize wuz born. Momma had sed dat sheese wud adopts usses both soos weese cud stays together. Sheese sed sheese neber wans toos break ups a furmily if sheese can help it. Ize wuz neber hungry or cold. Myz momma wuz livin ins a train yrd. An sheese wuz gonna hab babies. Sheese neber knews wen fud wud come next. Den sheese gots real lucky Ones ov da guys ons da train liked her an tooks her home, soos sheese cud haz her babies. Myz mom hads 2 babies. my sister dint live reals long. sheese had a problem and dint gains likes sheese shud haz. wen sheese wuz gone toos da bridge weeze wen to our news home.
Weese ares really so lucky. Weese are in a great furrever home an weese ares here togethurr! An weese haz broders an hissters an weese eben haz a pet dog. All iz gud.

Turmoil on da home soil

Mrowl. I made a rhyme. Ize cud bees a poet pet and not knoes it yet!!! Mrowl Mrowl Mrowl.
Well Ize waz reedin all the yowlins frum my broders and I gotta says dat Sam don bother mees. Might bees becuz ebery time heese get dat look in heese eyes dat sez I gonna cuz truble I skeedattle. I knows dat look its da sames one dat Mrs Kitty used to gets wen shees waz gonna bees bad. Sheese wud get a look an den go tearin thru da place like hers tail wuz on fire knokin tings over as she ran. Sam gets dat same look. Thor an Zeus don sees it becuz dey only paid attenshun to Mrs Kitty when dey wuz gonna be bad an chase her. Dey still doos dat. Thir sed da odder dey dat heese luved to hear Kitty an Isis scream. Well They can Scream. But dat is why dey don know what Sam is doin. Now Izeain sayin Ize likes hasin a dog in our midst but I guess Ize will gets used to him. My cat mom Midnight stays outa reach ov the dog. Sheese had toos many run ins wit dogs wen she lived at the train yard befur sheese had my hister bubbles an me. Momma brought both my catmom an me toos live with her soos I neber hads to know what dogs were befur dis. My Hister Bubbles Lived fur a little while wit a bery big dog ( he is a Rottenwiler I tink momma sed) He like Bubbles. He wuz always gentle to her. Bubbles was a sick kitty and eventually hads to go to the bridge. Momma would have taken her too if that hadn't have happened. Momma is like that. An she rescued all ov us includin Sam. So if Momma loves him I guess I can try. But he better not try to drag me around by my ear like he does Zeus or I will show him how sharp my claws can be. Even if Momma does keep them clipped.
Well later to all I think Sam wants to send a message.

No Fairs!!!!

Well I don't tink dis iz a fair sitseeashun. Jake lost wate and he gets extra fud an den da rest ov usses dont. da rest of usses ares all well fed but weese cans alweys have a leetl extra. Momma puts him in da cat house an closes da door soos no one steels from hims. I tol momma dat weed let it goos until afta Jake had hises teef dones den its hads toos bees more fairs. Momma sed she dont want usses to gets any more fats den we iz. . We aint fats weese is well rounded. mrowl mrowl. Momma keeps ann chek on our wate. weese all gained xcep Jake he los a pound. So Ize guess its fair but Weese still likes a teaspoon or 2 of wet gudness. mrowl. I'll let yew knoe how da snak battles win out.
Purrs to all Maozer

dumb, dumb, dumb

Wells Ize haz mades a fool ov myshelf. Izd iz so emburrished. I mades funs ov Muggs fur getting stuck inbetween the frunt door and the screen door. I laffed at him and cat smaked him wit everone else. I feels so dumb. momma was at the frunt door lash nite lookin out an she didnt notish me. she closed da door and I wuz trapped. Good thing my neighbor rocky had toos go for hiz nitly constitutional. Hiz person noticed me an called my mom. She immediately went to the door an der I wuz. Mimi wuz right inside the door trying to open ithe door to get me free. I got free an momma scolded me. Then I got cat smaked by three or four of my furmily. I deserved it. I laffed at Muggs. I am now being laffed at an I deserved it. stay away frum da doors.

catastrfy

Weeze hads a MAJOR catasroffy todays. Momma went too beds lasht nite an furgot to fills da fud bowls. Well weezes iz growing kitties and sumone finished alls da food in da bowl wiles momma wuz sleepin. When sheese gotsups dis murnin I followed hers to da big peepl potty rum an wuz tellin hers dat der wuz a problem. Shees wents baks to bed! Den weeses all started complainin, loudly. heese finaly gots up and fedds us. weese can be veery purrsuasive. Everting iz betters now. bets sheese wunt furgetz toe fill dat bowl agin.

Thinges thats gooses crash in da day.

Theres always seemses toos bees sumtin goin crash in ours huse. Dem momma haz toos check toos seeses wat haz gon boom. my genteel hissters n broders arz alwaz nockin sumtin over.Poppa getz very ups set wit dem. Momma takeses itz all wat sheses callz 'in stride.' hers sayeses yew canst haz a lotza cats wit out sumtin hapnin. an sum o my broders aint toos smarts.
Las nites momma heared a noise near da frunt dooor. Sheeses lookedes roun an dint sees nutin. But MIMI wuz starin ats da dooor. Momma openeded it n dere wuz Muggz. Sittin btweens da dooorz.. He walked in like dis wuz normal. Momma hoolaed atz hims and hez wuz ignerin hers. So Mimi kame over an Cat slapped hims 3 times. Den Thor give himz a smak an holled atz him. Then my cat Mom Midnight cames over an yeller upz a cat streek and dem cat smakeded him toos. Dey were allz telling himz that he wuz gonna getz hurts sum day doin stff lik dat. Momma of course saids itz wuz hers furalt. sheeses dint notmice dat he gotz btween da dooors. But NONE ofz da restes of usees doos dat. weese iz good cats. So aftur dat momma gaves usees snakx
Any dey dat endz wit usees gittin snakx iz a gud dey.

Always listen to yewur Meowther

I guess My Hooman mommma told yew all how I came about. Momma not only brought me to live wiff her she was good enuf to bring my real mom wiff me. You don't know how scary it is to go from the eonly place u have ever known to a big house and to be the littlest guy there. A couple of my new brodfurs and hissters gave me a good smack but it wasn't bad really. I think they wur just teaching me about good kitty manners. I didn't need that tho, my mom taught me how to behave like a good boy. And besides I had Mommy to protect me. You ought to see her go nose to nose with someone who wants to start a fight. She jumps right into the middle of whatever is going on. She'll give them a talking to as only a cat mom can and wow they just stop and think better of startin sumpin. I know browder Thor thinks he's a cat with a Philly attitude but my mom will show him what growing up in a train yard can do fur attitude. I am a very talkative Maine Coon Mix momma says. She said my fur is as soft as cotton candy, whatever that is. Right now I'm feeling the urge to go for arun. So away I go till next time.