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The Good Life

An Happy Mew Year

Wowsy Well Jakers an Zeus is Right. Tank da Divine Kitty. Myz CatMomma an Meese wuz welcomeses intoos ours furrmily cuz momma an poppa iz da bestest humans in da whole world. Myz catmom an Ize wuz livin in da basements where Ize wuz born. Momma had sed dat sheese wud adopts usses both soos weese cud stays together. Sheese sed sheese neber wans toos break ups a furmily if sheese can help it. Ize wuz neber hungry or cold. Myz momma wuz livin ins a train yrd. An sheese wuz gonna hab babies. Sheese neber knews wen fud wud come next. Den sheese gots real lucky Ones ov da guys ons da train liked her an tooks her home, soos sheese cud haz her babies. Myz mom hads 2 babies. my sister dint live reals long. sheese had a problem and dint gains likes sheese shud haz. wen sheese wuz gone toos da bridge weeze wen to our news home.
Weese ares really so lucky. Weese are in a great furrever home an weese ares here togethurr! An weese haz broders an hissters an weese eben haz a pet dog. All iz gud.

Turmoil on da home soil

Mrowl. I made a rhyme. Ize cud bees a poet pet and not knoes it yet!!! Mrowl Mrowl Mrowl.
Well Ize waz reedin all the yowlins frum my broders and I gotta says dat Sam don bother mees. Might bees becuz ebery time heese get dat look in heese eyes dat sez I gonna cuz truble I skeedattle. I knows dat look its da sames one dat Mrs Kitty used to gets wen shees waz gonna bees bad. Sheese wud get a look an den go tearin thru da place like hers tail wuz on fire knokin tings over as she ran. Sam gets dat same look. Thor an Zeus don sees it becuz dey only paid attenshun to Mrs Kitty when dey wuz gonna be bad an chase her. Dey still doos dat. Thir sed da odder dey dat heese luved to hear Kitty an Isis scream. Well They can Scream. But dat is why dey don know what Sam is doin. Now Izeain sayin Ize likes hasin a dog in our midst but I guess Ize will gets used to him. My cat mom Midnight stays outa reach ov the dog. Sheese had toos many run ins wit dogs wen she lived at the train yard befur sheese had my hister bubbles an me. Momma brought both my catmom an me toos live with her soos I neber hads to know what dogs were befur dis. My Hister Bubbles Lived fur a little while wit a bery big dog ( he is a Rottenwiler I tink momma sed) He like Bubbles. He wuz always gentle to her. Bubbles was a sick kitty and eventually hads to go to the bridge. Momma would have taken her too if that hadn't have happened. Momma is like that. An she rescued all ov us includin Sam. So if Momma loves him I guess I can try. But he better not try to drag me around by my ear like he does Zeus or I will show him how sharp my claws can be. Even if Momma does keep them clipped.
Well later to all I think Sam wants to send a message.

No Fairs!!!!

Well I don't tink dis iz a fair sitseeashun. Jake lost wate and he gets extra fud an den da rest ov usses dont. da rest of usses ares all well fed but weese cans alweys have a leetl extra. Momma puts him in da cat house an closes da door soos no one steels from hims. I tol momma dat weed let it goos until afta Jake had hises teef dones den its hads toos bees more fairs. Momma sed she dont want usses to gets any more fats den we iz. . We aint fats weese is well rounded. mrowl mrowl. Momma keeps ann chek on our wate. weese all gained xcep Jake he los a pound. So Ize guess its fair but Weese still likes a teaspoon or 2 of wet gudness. mrowl. I'll let yew knoe how da snak battles win out.
Purrs to all Maozer