December 2nd 2012 6:21 pm
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Andy do you know who Santa Claus is?

A:
No. I do not. I saw this green thing called the Grinch on TV. It was most excellent. But the critters that were supposed to be hoomans were weird looking.

Me: So, no Santa movies?

Kitty:
Um.... no. I haven't seen the Santa on TV. But You told me the Santa used to get Leo tons of nice presents. Leo loved Xmas. Will I get toys too?

Me: Of Course little boy!

Kitty:Do I have to get you a present?

Me; No, How about snuggles and kisses.

Kitty: Sure.... but mez sometimes don't like to do that.

Me: Andy, you have been weird today. All ansy and being bad.

Kitty: Yeah me bad... iz fearful.

Me: Oh dear.

Kitty- Iz tough fuzz ball.

Me= sure beast... oh remember we watched Rick Steven Christmas in Europe?

Kitty- yeah dat was awesome when the skied up da hill to get da tree! and sledded back down. Very nice... good morsels too. Hey... they have a tree like ours! That's why it;s in our house. I mean it looks like a tree. But it has no smell and no bark!

Me- it;s a fake tree.

Andy- What? Hoomans are stupid. Why would you do that?

Me- we have to pay for a tree each year. This way that one will be stored and used year after year.

Andy-oh... do you have to have a tree?

Me- no, but it's nice to though. The only thing that the grandma likes about xmas.

Andy- why?

Me- She's the Grinch II.

Andy- But why? She doesn't seem grumpy.

Me- Oh Christmas brings it out in her. She hates buying gifts and crowds. But she has no right to grumpy. No one is doing gifts this year.

Andy- hee heee. Mez want to see her grumpy.

Me- Baby, soon will decorating the tree...and I will teach you carols, and tell you about the baby Jesus.

Andy- ok.... another schooling on hooman culture.