January 13th 2012 6:34 pm
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I wuz holding two zombies in detainment... waiting for my boss to come gets them. He took forever. The zombies are claiming that aliens aren't putting tracking devices up da humans noses anymore.
They went on and on about how they are now tracking human children through something called flash or jump drives. I serious. So when mommy came home I came up on da couch and asked for cuddles cuz the zombies made me tired. I mentioned this to her and she started laughing. Then proceeded to tell me that one of da students today tried to open his paper from his flash drive and all of these alien symbols printed out. crap... so I don't know what to believe.
I should have just killed those zombies.... then I never would have known. Now iz scared. I wasn't even on duty today... and I go in at 3 tommorrow...aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Oh how I love reading youe diary entries! I think maybe you better get your tin foil hat on if you think the zombies are around! I sit all night with my daddy on his desk and he writes comic books about aliens and zombies and he has mentioned tinfoil hats to mommy and they laugh, but now I think I might need one... I have seen mommy with a flash drive! Are they tracking her!?!? Should I look up her nose? My other siblings all nap all day except for Jameson- he just plays with the curtains- I better get the foil ready because they will wear hats, but surely won't know how to make them and they don't read daddy's books about zombies eating brains! Good to have you as a furiend and ally, Andy Boy!
I guess Mommy's late cat Leo's diaries were pretty funny too. As momma says... "Better to be safe than sorry" My hat is a little wrecked right now. I fell asleep on it.. Hee hee. Momma had a little santa hat for the Late Leo. So, she covered the foil over the santa hat. You could find a baseball hat or something for them. For you... may be difficult. But maybe not. I had to adjust it a bit
Um... the aliens could be tracking your momma. And I have noticed that people that write about aliens and ghosties usually have had some experience with them or know someone that has. So maybe your mamma has been visited and dad is writing about that! The next time your momma is sleeping try looking up her nose. I have and I didn't see anything. I guess we could try hiding the flash drives. But I bet they would just go out and buy another.
Oh I play with everything. I love playing soccer with all my toys. But I have lost most of them.
Happy diary pick Andy Boy! I bet you'll get some special treats!
I was reading what you wrote above; you fell asleep on your hat. Well I can understand that; kitties love to have a catnap now and then!
I had a favorite toy I played soccer with just like you. Dad would roll it to me and I'd chase it and I'd bring it back to him. He still has that toy too but I can only see it from up here, at the Bridge. It was my favorite and I think he should let my new brother Tyson play with it!
Enjoy your special wishes today!
I think I been looking in the wrong place- when mommy's sleeping, I look through her hair and she will wake up and ask if I am trying to knit her hair into a hat. I want to check up her nose now, but my big brother Big Harry is always around her- he is her velcro cat and is a mommy's boy and SHOOOS me away. I put on my smarticles and looked over daddy's book- only hoomans left for the zombies- I didn't see any kitties in there. Maybe they are hiding because they are smart. I have a party hat that maybe I can cover in foil- thanks for the tip. I like your new entry- I hope your paw is OK and you find your toys- Bonks to you!
My paw is better. But no toys... mommy hasn't gone under the hutch. She banged her already messed up knee on her desk at work. So she is laying low tonite. Bending is not an option now. But they gave me a bottle cap. So that was good.
Keep checking.. your mom... I guess you will have to wait until the brofur is busy. But then again if we find anything...how do we get it out? I am pretty sure my human is not smart enough for any alien interest. However us smart kittehs should be wary.
I wouldn't think that humans would write about kittehs saving the world from zonbies... or no... only da hoomans. But you never know... If you make dah hat take a picture. That would be great!
I love playing soccer. You know I am the fourth kitten in dis house. I wonder if there are kitty spirits here? I smell Leo, the recently... missing? cat....At first I thought he was in da house.
I think your daddy should let Tyson play with it too. But he might still be grieving. I play with all Leo's stuff. Sleep in all of his areas. The hoomans think this is sooo funny.
I am laying down with da mom right now. I love cuddling with her. And she lets me... she's not all hyper... have to do this... have to do that...
Dude my hat is so messed up now.... Mom is gonna have to fix it. I can't. I keep putting fang marks in it when I try.
Meow with you later!