January 11th 2012 5:45 pm
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Today I noticed that there was zombies flying around outside. So mama and I designed a tin foil hat to protect my brain. Da zombies like kitteh brains cause weza smart. Iz not sure if dey eats them or use dem in brain transplants. Cuz da zombies r stupid.
So I wuz superior zombie fighter before. But when I came to da kitty shelter. There wuz no zombies there. So I had to resort to being just a plain kitty. But now Iz super hero.
The human has this real cool recording... Something about Chakras... and healing.... I fell asleep immediately to it. I was all snuggled up right beside her. I can get as close to her as I want. She doesn't even care... most people are like ugh kitty ... pleaz.... When she got home from work, I got up on her tummy.
I resting in my rocking chair now. I had to kill zombies before. So Iz tired.
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Killing zombies is an important job, Andy! And the Diary Gal is happy about it too because she picked you today - way to go!
If youz look at da bottom of my pic... you can see mamma annoiting me with da holy tin foil hat. Den there's me fixing hat at the bottom.