May 1st 2012 12:35 pm
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Hi there! This is my first diary entry. I saw my adoptive brother started his, so I must do the same to keep my hierarchy!
So yeah, about him... His name's Quagmire, apparently. My Mamma and Poppa kept telling me they'd get me a friend to play with. Don't they understand that the only people I want to play with is THEM? Anyway, so he arrived this Saturday, in MY cage, of all things! What an insult!
At least he's smaller and younger than me. Easier to tame 'em. He spent his first night in the geek/book room. As if I'd let him on MY territory! So I hissed and growled and spit. It didn't seem to phase him much. So I kept going. At some point he started growling back... So he's not a wimp after all! He even had the audacity to sass me by jumping on me!
So he does have a backbone... Excellent. The Mamma rubbed a paper towel on each of our faces and put it on the other's face so that our scents blend. Damn her for making me subservient!
This morning, I tried mounting him. It was fun. He's a little shy though... Must forge his character a little, and teach him to have the Mamma and Poppa to his paws. I should probably turn him into my minion. *evil laugh*
To be continued...
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