August 22nd 2012 5:27 pm
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A few weeks ago I discovered a HUGE hole in the screen on the porch door. It was just MY size and I could leap up, squeeze thru the hole and be FREE!!!
It WAS pretty scary outside so I mostly just stayed on the porch with one eye on my hole. If I saw anything different, or worse, if Mom or one of the girls spied me, I just hopped up and squeezed back inside to the Summer kitchen and pretended I never left.
One day Mom took some duct tape and taped over my screen hole...didn't fool me, I KNOW that duct tape doesn't stick to screen so I just climbed up, moved it aside and headed out. I knew she wasn't happy, but, oh well!!!
A few days later I jumped up, went to squeeze thru my hole and it was GONE!!! Mom had replaced the holey screen when I wasn't looking! Did you know it is almost impossible to rip a hole in METAL SCREEN???? I am here, inside, telling you that is true!
Oh well, I don't mind, I really WAS afraid outside. There are lots of noises, cars, people, and one day the sky was even leaking. I will stay inside with Dijon, thank you very much!!!!