Explaining-By Darcy

Hello It's Darcy again, meanie mummy stole my spotlight and wrote in my diary! SHAME ON YOU MUMMY. SHAME!
Anyways, Mummy asked me to write in my diary to explain the sit-poo-ation, (I think thats what she said..)
First, I want to say my mummy would not just rehome me with one clicky of her fingers (How do they click their fingers anyway..I've tried with my paws...I just CAN'T)
She doesn't want to rehome me at alls! But, you see: My mummy is under 18 years old, and still lives with HER mummy (My grandma!)
and she doesn't have the final decision on the matter, but she's tryin' to do evvyfink in her power (SUPER CAT TO THE RESCUE!) to have me and dexter be friends again, so I don't have to leave.
I don't wanna leave, and mummy don't want me to either!
I don't fink ill be goin' anywheres...My Mummy is a super hero, you know.

HELP! URGENT!

Hi. This is Darcy's "Mummy"
I really need help. Darcy has very suddenly taken a disliking to Dexter (8 week old chihuahua puppy). I thought it would just blow over, but he's hurt him badly twice today. First, he bit and scratched his tail, causing blood-covered wounds. Then, he pounced on Dexter, shoving his whole head in his mouth, and bunny kicking him. Dexter was howling and squealing in pain, and I had to put my hand in and rescue him (Causing Darcy to bite and scratch me)
Dexter now has a cut in his ear, and is petrified to go anywhere without me next to him.
I have no idea what to do. Dexter is 4 inches tall, and only weighs 1.5lbs. If Darcy wanted to, he could easily kill him.
If this continues, I will have to rehome Darcy...And I do NOT want to do this.
Please...If anyone has any ideas...

Meet my little bruvva!

Meeeeoooowwwww! Hi Furiends! Long time no purr!
Mummy has been super busy preparing for my new little bruvva, and...He's here! He came on Wednesday. Mummy won't let me play with him though, because I like to tumble around and bunny-kick things. I did try to bunny kick my bruvva..But mummy stopped me
My bruvva's name is Dexter
Please look at his profile!
He's so tiny...He's the size of a coke can. He bit my nosey the other day. So I patted eyes, and I got told off.
MEANIE MUMMY.
Anyways, I think I smell mummy cooking fish for her lunch....Must prowl around her feet and look cute.

Darcy

OMC. NO FOTW FOR A MONTH?!

Mummy just gave me the mews...No fotw for one month!
She told me a reason, but i dont think its good enuff.
Want to hear it? We iz getting a puppy on the 5th March! A leetle chihuahua puppy..8 weekies old!
So Mummys gonna be busy preparing for the puppy, and then making the puppy feel at home when he arrives!
Mummy already named the puppy: Dexter.
This is him:
Puppy

Isn't he cute?! Not as cute as a kitten though...

Sorry about the FOTW!
Darcy

My sisfur is DOTD! And it's her burfday!

GUESS WHAT?!
Chloe is dog of the day! AND she turned 5 today too! Happy Birthday Chloe! Didn't you just LOVE the whack I gave you to celebrate?!
Mummy made chloe a doggie safe cakey, and gave her a slice to eat. Chloe loved it. I didn't get ANY. Mummy said it was Chloe's treat so she gave me a little bit of lactose free cream cheese fur a treat!
Here's a picture of Chloe and her cake:
Chloe and her cake

Mummy even put piped peanut butter on it to make the 5! I better have a salmon cake when I turn 1!!!

FOTW! FOTW! SORRY IT'S SO LATEEEE

Hi kitty-catsters!
I haven't done a FOTW for 2 whole weekies! NOT GOOD. Mummy had a "flu" the first week and then "migraines" the next. SO, me couldn't go on the pooter 'cos it hurted mummy's eyes and she didn't have the strength (But she had the strength to put me on timeout when I hitted chloes head when she was sleepin')
On sunday we tried to put a diary entry, buts the catster fleas were a'itching and a'scratching.
Nows I'm almost 7 months olds, I made some rules, for Chloe and Mummy to obey at all times.

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

Good Rules, huh?
Nows for my FOTW. I chose 2 kitty-catsters this week, because I missed out on two. And mummy even made matchin' piccy-tures for them.
Ready to hear who the spawshal furiends are?
Pipo & Minko
YAY!
Here are your piccy-tures:
Pipo's Piccy-ture

Minko's Piccy-ture

Meows and Purry Purrs
Darcy

CATSTER FLEAS!

CATSTER FLEAS are stopping me from posting my diary entries, and will only let me do a few lines. SO, im going to announce the FOTW tomorrow! Stoopid fleas.

OMC, OMC, OMC! COTD?!?!

My mummy just screamed. Really. It hurted my ears.
Mummy looked at her email, and saw the catster email: Darcy is Cat Of The Day!
Munchkins gonna be so jealous of me!
Thank you catster, for givin me this honour! And thank you my wonderful furiends for lovin' me and making my kitty heart go boom.
Imma do FOTW later, okay? I wanna go enjoy my COTD title! MOL. Mummy, open a new kitty milk, and go buy me some salmon. Its a good day!
MUMMY. CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME.? I SAID GO GET SOME SALMON, MUMMY!
Mums, pshh. Who needs them.

Darcy

NO FOTW TODAY?!?!?!

OMC. No FOTW today?! Mummy told me we will do one tomorrow though.
Mummy has been ACHOO-ing, and coughing and spluttering and her nose is like a volcano. It erupted and some landed on my paw. I walked off in disgust and sat under the table sulking for half an hour. Then I cleaned my paw for 15 minutes. Then I fell asleep. Ah, the life of a kitten.
Mummy says her head feels like someones whacking it with a sledgehammer. Dunno what that means, but it don't sound so good!
Mummy doesn't feel well enough to help me pick a fotw today, but she says she will be fine tomorrow!

MPFN, Meow Purr For Now!
Darcy

FOTW! FOTW! WEEK SIX! FOTW!

Hello Kitty-Catsters! It is I, Mr D!
I have to do a quick diary entry today 'cause mummy is about to go horse riding and she don't trust me on the compooter all aloney, because I will look at beautiful female cats and she says I iz too young. I will do a longer one tomorrow (my 6 month birthday!)
I chose my FOTW today, all by myself (Imma Big Boy!) we didn't even use a bowl and names on paper!
So...HERE IS MY FOTW!!:
ZOEY!!

Yay for Zoe! Thank-oo for being a very good furiend!
I asked mummy to make you an extra-pretty piccy-ture..So here it is:
Zoey's FOTW Picture

Speak to you all tomorrow!!!
Darcy