Ahhh Gee, Mommy, I was ONLY Lickin' hiz EAR'z~!!!

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February 27th 2012 9:24 am
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Howdy 'n happy Purr'z from dis lil Gurly gurl~! I hope U all R havin' a Grand Week to start off wif~!! Welper'z, mommy got a 3 day weekend 'n her took off today jus' to be wif us KIT'z~!! Ain't dat jus' FAB~?? Ok, well not on'y jus' to be wif us, but her must take her PTO or her will lose it, ya know'z how dat iz?~? On'y a month now 'n her will be done wif dis job~!! Her kin'a glad, but will miss all her co-werker'z 'n grand furiend'z her'z made.

So, TIME to tawk 'bout ME!~! Ok, here da story, I love's to lick 'n purrlay wif MILO, coz him da bestest brofur efur~!! But, I got into lil bit o' trouble today!~ We bof were purrlayin' on top o' mommy'z 'puter table, ya know, in front o' her monitor. So, MILO had jus' come back inside from goin' out 'n I MISSED HIM so mush~! I started to lick him 'n hiz face, hiz neck, hiz ear'z~! Well I like to wash him ear'z~! I doe'z dis fur him 'n him should be thankfur~! BUT NOooooo, him slappy paw me~!! How dare him!~?? I guess maybe I got a bit rough 'n bite hiz ear'z jus' a lil~!! So when him slappy paw'z me, I slappy paw'z him right back 'n him bite me back too~! Mommy shouted at ME~! WHY ME?? Mommy I iz da baby, memmer~?? Mom got in my face 'n went NO MALLEE, please don't BITE ur brother~!!~ Especially on his ear's~!! Golly, mom!~ I wuz on'y halpin' him out~!! Geez, 'n what thank'z do I get'z?~?? So MILO jumped down 'n I follow'z him too~! Mommy glared at me 'n now I think'z her hate'z me~!! Dat MILO him get'z all da 'tention'z~! 'n WHY oh WHY can't I GO outside too!?? Mom sez it'z coz I too lil, but ya know'z, I growin' up~!! Shutty MILO, I ain't gettin' FAT neither~!!! BAH~! I gonna go pout now!~ I try to be more gentler next time MILO, I not mean to hurt U big Brofur~!

Me think'z it's a great time to take a cat nappy till all dis blow'z ofur~!!

I love's U all 'n hope Ur Monday iz goin' better den mine!~!!

Hugs 'n lotza kitten kissies,
MALLEE

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Purred by: Novi--DIT #49 (Catster Member)

February 27th 2012 at 1:00 pm

OH Mallee, is a kitten thing. I gets alla 'at too. I don' means to hurt Ingen. I's jus' playin but she's susha GURLIE GURL. She don' likes jumpin an' chargin an bitin. She okay to wrassles wif but not mush else.

Don' worries, yer mama LUFF you. I guess we kittens jus' gots sum learnin's to do an they's tryin to teach us.

Purred by: ❀ Jezebel DG 29 ❀ (Catster Member)

February 27th 2012 at 2:20 pm

Sounds like it is his fault - I always like to blame the boy!

Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

February 27th 2012 at 8:20 pm

I wash the dog-guy's ears, but I wouldn't dare bite them...or would I??MOL!
Pipo & I wash each others faces and ears, but we get into spats about other junk...so be carefur with your teeth, Mallee!
Were you trying to take a flea off of his ear...MOL! Oh-oh! Now I am in trouble...

Purred by: Calie Dreamette #17 (Catster Member)

February 27th 2012 at 9:06 pm

Oh sweet little girl your mommmma loves you, you know some times here I gotta smacky paw some cat just to keep them in line and mom says "CALIE no!" well we gotta be who we re right girl? ok biting is bad just smacky paw him he need to know girl cats rule!

Purred by: MALLEE DG# 22 (Catster Member)

February 28th 2012 at 5:00 pm

YEAH, CALIE, right on~ Gurly kits do rule, right?? I'll try to calm da bitin'...someday~ MOL!~ I think's my first name iz DON'T BITE MILO~!!
Pipo 'n Minko? Yeah dat's it, I wuz tryin' to get a flea off, yeah...MOL!~! Jez I blame dat boyee too~!! I guess Smacky Paw iz da way to go, so I don't feel so bad now~! Novi..sweetie, I iz a gurly gurl too, but I LOVE to purrlay, come on ofur 'n we can, ok?? I'll chase ya fur shur~!! Giggles~~!! Tankie'z fur ur comments~!