December 1st 2011 11:59 am
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I’m the only cat in this house that has a fluffy tail. My female human is learning that no matter how often she brushes my tail, it ends up carrying remnants of my brother Artie’s “remodeling projects.” Artie loves to chew on cardboard boxes and eventually ends up chewing entire sections off (my siblings and I like to commission him to create doors in the boxes for us—something the humans have only just caught on to *rolls eyes*).
After Artie is finished creating his masterpieces, small bits of cardboard are scattered everywhere. It’s not uncommon to see me walking around with bits of his projects in my tail. I think my humans should appreciate that I’m helping keep the place clean by sweeping up the small bits!
Hey, I have a fluffy tail too! Maybee mama would pay me to sweep under the beds? Then I would have monies to buy Kissmouse prezents.
I never thought of that! I SHOULD be getting paid for my work!
You should definitely be getting treats for that work!
You should definitely be getting paid for all that hard work!
jack...itz all part oh artie's plan for revenge.....ther be trubull oh brewin yur way buddy...all uz trout towne boys can say iz ewe knead ta start squirrelin away de cardboard pieces ina undisclosed loe cay shun....two gurls, who haz names startin with H are plottin ta make sure ewe dont get dinner....we canna say mor, just get with artie
I am a little bit scared now, Tabbies!