January 24th 2012 12:06 pm
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Oh, the humanity... The shame of it all... She warned me, I heard them talk about it, but I never thought they would do it. Yes, my furiends, my mommy gave me a bath. A BIG ONE. In the bathtub with all kinds of water waiting in there and a soapy washcloth and everything! She said that I always have dingleberries and if I want to be a Dreamboat in Training I can't have dingleberries. She wants to know why Tabatha can keep her fluffyknickers clean, but my shortpants are dirty. Well, my furiends, my short pants will never be dirty again. I promise.
I was a good boy- I WANT to be handsome! I let her clean and scrub and towel me off while my furblings snickered outside the bathroom door. Then I sulked and pouted and tried to groom my unruly fur for hours. Then I napped for the rest of the night- it was an exhausting experience!
Of course, I did sleep on mommy's legs and snore like I always do- I forgive her. She is my mommy after all!
Love n purrs n bonks, my furiends! Keep your bums clean! xoxo
I like to sit in the bathtub! You mean they put water in it when you were in there!!!????Why'd they do that???? Sheesh! You're a cat, not a fish!
Maybe you're a CATFISH!!!!!!
OMC! I am so glad I don't have to get baths!
She had a little water in the tub because she was afraid the big tub faucet would be too noisy and scare me. Mommy knows that I like the sinks and she can even turn on the kitchen sink and I don't mind if I get catch a few drops, BUT TO BE SOAKED AND SCRUBBED and hear the snickers... I will never live it down... I didn't even try to run- I knew I had lost the Battle of the Dingleberry. I just hung my head and endured the embarrassment. Take a lesson, my furiends...
dood...a nice roll around in sum trout ore mackeral werks just as good for that cleen, fresh smellin, shiny coat kinda roo teen !!