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Chronicles of Tabbie's Sneak-Attacks.

28th October 2011

Dear Diary,

Mummy went to 'school' again today. I'm not sure what it means but I checked up on the meow-translator and it says a place where people came to 'study'. However, I'm too tired to search the word 'study' because me paws are too tired to touch the individual buttons on the keypad.

I guess... 'study' isn't very important then. ;]

Anyway, as usual, I went to sleep on my beloved blankie and tried to look out for those mean lizards. When Mummy came home today, she was all smiles and said that the 'Mathematics' paper was easy.

Easy? Yes, papers are easy to play with! Except, when they give my paws papercuts.

Mummy's sister came to play with me today. Mummy was slightly annoyed with her today, so Tabbie was slightly annoyed too. Just to make Mummy happy, I made Mummy's sister life unhappy by running around to irritate her.

And to end this diary on a happy note, I didn't see any mean lizards today. I guess the previous warning was enough for them to understand that I am not a pussycat.

Love,
Tabbie.

24th October 2011

Dear Diary,

I was sleeping on my comfy blanket in the cage when Mummy came and told me something. From her expression, I can tell that it was something important. I rose from my standard sleeping position - curled into a ball - and listened intently. I caught words like 'Important' and 'Exams' but I don't have my mobile meow-translator with me then.

I know this is very important to Mummy and so I decided to give her support by giving her a high-five but I accidentally smacked Mummy's nose. She jerked back and was frightened. Tabbie is sorry, Tabbie never meant to frighten Mummy but Mummy didn't blame Tabby and she even massage the back of Tabbie's ears!

And so, I watch as Mummy left the house in her ugly fur of cream plus green. I mean... Mummy's father and mother must have green and cream fur. *shudders*

After that, I went back to my standard sleeping position but was that a lizard?? I hate lizards. They seem to be mocking me and staring at me with those big eyes. Nevermind, I shall get them next time.

Love,
Tabbie.