November 27th 2012 8:37 am
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Today, I was looking at our inbox and I seen....Jasmine! My old valentine, but no it wasn't her but ironically she was a Russian blue just like my Jasmine. Gosh, she was beautiful and deep into Tate and Bugsy's R.B. group but no diary. Have I said yet how beautiful she was.
Anyway. taking a page out of Zach's old play book I decided to put a personal ad out.
It reads....(I'll leave the abbreviations out)
Single Tuxxie Male...very young, very playful, not looking for a serious relationship just fun
Love watching birdies and butterflies, want to kill squirrels
Have a tendency to be demanding, I want what I want when I want it...whats wrong with that.
I go to bed about 9:30 so I'm not the night crazies type.
Looking for a fun, very young(2 and under) sleek, short haired, solid colored lady with gorgeous eyes to chat with, play with and flirt with(for fun)Okay calicos and torties are welcome too but watch out for my brother, your his favorites.
Ps- chances are this is just for the Holidays so if you can be fine with that then go dress shopping cause we will be in Vegas for New Years.
If you know of a girl that is looking or not, that fits this description please point me the right way.
Whoaaaa, GRIS!~ What a neat personal ad~! I jus' wonner why ya had to put one out? Ur so cute 'n so mush fun 'n Ur a great dood! But I know iz fun to haza sweet 'n purrfect sweetheart jus' fur da Holidayz 'n enjoy! Ya know lotza furs 'n Zachie know's tonza furs~! Now I jus' kin'a curious here, but r U talkin' 'bout da Jasmine from Hen, Pete, Lucy 'n Casey's furmilies? I know russian blues r furry purrty, but sometimes can't tell 'em apart! Giggles! us Calico's stand out fur shur!! No offense to RB coz dey r really purrty! Smokey Joe wuz susha hansome boy!! I guess I jus' did no know'z U 'n her wuz Valentines! WOW! I gotta get 'round more, MOMMY!!!
Sorry Grissy...I taken 'n got me sweet boy Moppie. 'n MILO got sweet Hen 'n SAM got sweet Harley 'n Smokey Joe got him sweet Sadie. I hope U find a saweet purrty gurly wif gorgeous eyes U can look into 'n enjoy!! Da Holidays r fun 'n I hope Urs r always grand 'n merry!!
Purrs 'n love,
Mallee, The Russian Blue I seen today (not my valentine) is of Casey's family. But she isn't my ex valentine. My Valentine hasn't been on here in awhile. I was just amazed that they had the same name and was the same kind of kitty.
And no, all the female kits we know are taking or sought after by somebody. I'm no girl stealer....even if it is just for the holidays.
Zach says I've got to grow into my inner Casanova.
Well heck, Gris - I looked at your list: fun-loving - check; young - I'm only one, so check; sleek - check; short haired - check; solid colored - check; lady - well, that's debatable - MOL! but OK - check; with gorgeous eyes - check. And I'm sure I would love to kill squirrels if I got the chance, but there's NO WAY that I'm in bed by 9:30 - so it's over between us, babe! Not THAT was a short romance!
I'm out -- waaaay out! ;)
As an "older lady", allow me to suggest maybe you write to this gorgeous young catlady? Like a pawmail or furriend request and state your burning desire to romp with her!
I've got a younger Calico sister. We could go on a double date.
Romp! Bibi your to much girl! Mol!
Bibi, this girl is not in our click and she has no diary. It's very important that she has a diary that I can comment on. And she has to be willing to join our click of friends or be in our click. Again, for the fun factor. Zoe is in a long distance non click relationship and it's just not as fun.
Ashlynne, trust me if you were younger. Oh and your one eye is beautiful. Grandma had a Cocker Spaniel that lost an eye to Cherry Eye and you know what.....it didn't slow her down one bit and she still had the prettiest shade of brown eyes grandma had ever seen.
Fearless your taken anyway, arent you? MOL! Big time Mol!
Skit, daisy is cute as a button and what a double date we would be. Two tuxxies and two calicoes. But, would it be weird? It's almost like insest. Almost in a warped way. Of course the movie "seven brides fir seven brothers wasn't weird. I don't know, tell daisy to comment for herself....lord knows she is cute enough.
Boycats? I chase boycats because they have fleas! I'm still too much of a kitten for a date.
Maybe I should asked Daisy first, before opening my mouth. Gris, you are going to be a heartbreaker just like your brother.
Gotta be ina click! Gotta haza diary!! Demands, Gris, demands!! Giggles!! Oh Daisy 'n Griswold, wouldn't dat be'z a cute site! Grissy, it ain't incest dood! Gosh, da than'z da come outta ur mouth!! Besides I think'z two hansome tuxxies 'n two cute 'n adorable calicos would be a great hookup! At least to enjoy da holidays!! Haza open mind!!
Purrs on my furiend!!
Well, I was kinda going with Snowie, but he's pretty much disappeared. Socks isn't really my boyfriend - he's my pal. It's nice to have a pal, ya know?
Mallee, I told you.... I'm finicky.
Fearless, pals are good and for the time being I'll believe you BUT know this the truth has a way of coming out whether you want it to or not. Catch my snow drift.
Daisy...I use frontline " theres no fleas on me" Mom loved that commercial you know with the puppy singing at camp... Hello Mother hello Father
Anyway how old are you? I'm 18 months old as of next Tuesday.
If my girl doppelgänger was on here more we would be really cute together. You guys know Flicka? She's part of the Anderson family.
Found her Gris....
Does this pose look familiar
This is a newby named Isabella, nickname Izzy. Get it Grissy and Izzy. We'll be friend her and see what happens.
I am only 16 months old (won't be 2 till May). You are just a little bit older than me. I am playful, and shy with people but love to chase my brothers all over the house. I am not a snuggler with the other cats but I will sometimes jump up on a human lap to watch tv. And I'm just teasing about the fleas, it is my brothers that have "cooties"!
Well I thank Zoe has cooties. MOL
Wow. Who'da thunk I'd be over the hill at 3? And I'm not sleek, either. Oh, well. Your loss, Gris. I'll find me a cat dude who likes floofy blondes.
Miss Victoria, you sure are pretty.
Gris, better write to that girl. Maybe you should have a pre-holidays party and invite her. And let her meet the group.
Ivan, Victoria is Jasper and Torbjorns sister.
The question is would she really want a guy half her age? Mom
says she does like the fact we both have long hair and same facial markings.
Uh, I like floofy blonde older women...OW! Fearless, geez - you just said we were only pals!!!
What is it about boys and their love for blondes. MOL!
Socks, hang in there.
We never met them before (Jasper, Torgjorn and Victoria). Maybe we should send them a friend request.
Poor Skylar is just sitting back, being real quiet, cause he don't have a special girl either.
They are a great family, you should. They were really there for us when Tux went to the bridge. Just awesome people.
Ivan, we just sent you a friend request!
P.S. Vicki is now doing a full Kelly Clarkson phooey-on-men routine, flouncing around with her nose in the air and her tail swishing. But I'm going to rat her out and say that we visited your page and she thinks Skylar is really cute.
And the plot thickens. This is fun.
Giggles, giggles, giggles......
Blushing...see what you started Gris. Ivan is right, she is pretty. Their whole family is beautiful!
I'm rounding up these kids and heading to bed. We'll see you all tomorrow. You are making this old lady chuckle!
Ommmm....Sky just disregard what I asked you earlier...go with your heart.
Well, I always thought the Skyster was sort of a hunk, myself. ;)
Mmmm yeah!~ Da plot doth thickens...well I think Miss Victoria iz a sleek, purrfect beautifur, blonde kit~!! Sky U would be furry lucky to haz her in Ur life~!! Coz if ya don't, I'll be dere ina background...watchin'!! MOL! Heheheheee!! I got me wayz wif da purrtiest gurlies! Ya I does!~ Jus' ask MILO~!!
Samhain, Skyler iza HUNK fur shur!!
But, but, but (Skylar stammers and blushes three shades of pink) but wait, we need to help Gris get his Christmas Angel too.
Skylar has a point there. So, Gris, since this elegant creature who has captured your heart has no diary and is not in your circle of friends, you must take the initiative. Pawmail her and befriend her (and her family, of course). Assuming she accepts your offer of friendship, she will then see your diary entries. Then she can see what an amiable young man of promise you are. And of course your friends can promote you at every opportunity.
It worked for all of Jane Austen's heroes and heroines.