November 24th 2012 5:05 am
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Okay so you know what yesterday was....Black Friday, Mom went out probably around 10 to take advantage of some of the sales, manly for the king size 650 thread sheets for 59.00 they are usually go for 129. Mom says that was a super deal if Diamond won't cut the sheets digging in the bed (like last time)
Anyway, as you can imagine Mom was unpacking all the plastic bags. You should have seen them all! Zach, Zoe and I were playing in them as Mom watched over us. I was in a bag and my head it got caught in the handle! Whats got me! OMC something has gotten a hold of me! I ran..... I ran hard but it was still behind, me chasing me! It still had a hold of my neck! I would run toward Zach to get him to help me but he would run away and Zoe was long gone by that point. What do I do? By this point Mom was standing in front of me she reached down and I ran. I was terrorized and shes laughing at me. I them was free. What happen how was I free?
Zach came up and told me I gave him one heck of a freight. He also told me that getting your head caught in something is a right of passage into adult hood. Right of passage? "Yeah like humans, having to wear a cast or hobble around on those scarey crutches is a right of passage. Finding a girl is one too. Its a lesson that teaches you lifetime skills. Everybody gets there head stuck at least once."
Zach brought out a book of fails and he said you can learn a lot from this. These are my favorites.
Never mess with Tweety
do things the easy way not the hard way
dogs are stupid..he fifn't even kmow the cat was there
thank things through first
Zoe included this one.....Zach in his Christmas Sweater
MOL! Zach does like silly.
Oh, I dunno - I kinda like Zach in red! (snicker SNORK!)
Well, I think it was mean of your momma to laugh at you! I know how traumatic these things can be - grownups just don't understand!
Sammie are you taking a shine to Zach? MOL!
Fearless, it's like when my feet slide, Mom thanks it's funny. But it's humiliating. How can I walk up to Mom calmly to let her help me out of the bag if she's laughing at me! Please.
Fearless, Mom was laughing at him cause one he looked silly and two she had just bought us a santa's crinkle bag toy that was sitting on the kitchen floor at the time. I thank she thought it was ironic.
I LOVE plastic baggies!! Gris, I don't like it either when mommy laughs at me, but I jus' guess her laughin' wif me! Coz I do silly stuff too! I love da piccies! 'n Zach do look good in red!!~ Mom takes bags 'way from me, coz I alwayz get me head stuck!! Guess it's a part o' growin' up!!! Mom halpz me outta da bag too! I like da kitty tryin' to get a drink from da shower! I love to sit 'n da side baftub when meowmy showers 'n sometimes I get in wif her!
Purrs 'n love,
OMC Gris, this jus' happen to me too. That bag woulnant let me go & was chasin' me efurwhere. BUT I teached it I'SA BOSS. I shredded it when I's fin'ly free.
Mallee, you too! I guess it is part of growing up. Do you run through the house like your on fire cause I did.
Scarey isn't it Novi. After it was off it a "take that!!!"
Yepppers I does dat too, Gris!! I runz like a irrational kit when I get all fired up!! Mom sez da excersise is good fur me, coz her thankz I might get fat when I grown. I bigger den Milo now!! Giggles! But I like to eat efurythang too!!
Mallee, it's all in your body shape. I am longer and the small height as Zach now but still weigh two pounds lighter. Last checked I'm still at 12 pounds. Mom says I'm lanky where Zach is stocky.
Oh gris.... Whats a momma to do??? it was funny, though. you and your uncle kringle must be related
Momma Panda!! All us small kits miss you.
Is it possible we are related? We are neighbors sort of.
Me saw that happen to Linus once. Bags are scary!
Hey Phoenix...how ya doing? Hope you guys had a great KY Thanksgiving!
oh wow little guy my mom thinks that to this very day that is the reason I am very very jumpy around those scary bags, I must have gotten chased and caught by them one to many times and now I do not want anything to do with them. It happened to MoeMOe just today and mom laughed Moe was really freaked out! Moe is going to write about it later so funny you were both dealing wit the bag this week end.
I am terrified of plastic bags. It must have happened to me once, but Mom doesn't remember it. I like your fails! MOL!
Glad you survived that bag attack!
Novi, U goooo dood! Yep dat's what I does, try to rip up dem baggies! I guess it would be awfur fur it to get stuck, 'n den not like 'em anymore'z!!! Mom would rather me be skeered o' 'em, so she not haz to hide dem!
Gris, I did no know'z U weigh 12 lbs! Dat iz purrty good size! Zach is 14?? I guess I be'z lanky too, long legged Mallee fur shur! Milo got short stockey body build but him still weights jus' unner 10 lbs. I already reached 10 lbs. Mom sez I don't need to gain too mush more weight. I watched mom drop 25 lbs in 5 months~!!
Great diary coz U gotted Diary Pick today! CONCATS!! Hope U enjoy Ur spawcial day ina spotlight, dood!!!
Purrs 'n nudges,
MALLEE 'n MILO waves too
Mallee, your mom must tell her secret! Our mom stays slim being primarly a veggie and rice eater Monday through Saturday, bad thing is mom misses pizza and lasagna, oh well. If only she had will power. Mom was laughing about her turkey bulging stomach yesterday, say the least she changed into a looser shirt before going shopping. Mol!
Speaking of weight, Zachary was 12 PDS two years ago and doc said he could lose a pd. Zoe weighs 7.2 pds, moms petite little girl. Her weigh goes up and down with her allergies. She got a shot for her allergies wed. Afternoon so she'll probably be 8 by Christmas. You know how steroids are.
I see you got a DDP today for your true life confession - congrats! And I think it's very manly to admit your weaknesses like that - unlike some cats who try to woo unsuspecting females into compromising positions in front of the fireplace!
Ouch - do you think she's mad at me, Gris? BTW - way ta go, buddy on your DDP!
Can you believe it! Me, you and Mallee all have DDPs within days of each other.
Fearless take a chill pill hun. Don't be rough on the kid. It's alright, you getting caught in a compromising pic is a fact of life. Zach has gotten caught several times. I wouldn't worry about.
Oh!!!! And I just realized Ingen has DDP today too!
Yeppers dere's been so many o' our furiends gettin' Diary Picks 'n stuff lately! Iz good to be ina spotlight wif me furiends!!
Oh Gris, ya know, mommy not got really secret, jus' her don't eat mush but fruits 'n veggies, drinks tonza V8 juice 'n low cal low acid OJ, 'n eat's banana's. Her stopped eatin' meat too, least red meat, not good fur U mush. But her did bring turkey home from her brothers house Thankgivin'. Her not eat mush so her always hasta haz a doggy bag...I mean kitty bag!! Giggles! I know, lil Zoe, her so sweet 'n stinky meds do weird stuff'z!
Concats on your DDP! Hope you had a pawsome day.
Congrats little guy on your diary pick, wow you are quite the writer
Is it my imagination or is yesterday repeating itself? The Diary pics look just the same - hope we're not in a temporal loop like on that Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day...love that movie!
Hey Samhain! We noticed dat too 'n got kin'a catfused!! It's not efen near close to Ground hog day!! Yep dey be'z da same, looks like Catster got some fleas to sort out 'gain!!! Love dat movie too, sweetie!~
Can I learn how to play the piano and carve ice statues? I would carve a big cat Santa with dog elves.
Thanks again for all the congrats.
Heehee - a cat Santa with dog elves!
Concats on your DDP! Hope you had a pawsome day.