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HEY A 3 LEGGED CAT HAS A LIFE TOO!!!

Boy do I have a pain in my 3 legged butt!!!!!

Well I am still waiting to serve sentence on that little pesky interloper that my mommy let enter into my kingdom. What a brat. She jumps on my head. She bites my beautiful, fluffy tail. She chases me through the house. I just don't know what I'm gonna do about this. Course it's fun sometimes. The dog Tazz is not able to play with me anymore. We use to be best buds. Still are I quess. I think this crazy kitten (her name is Hissy) is gonna drive me nuts. I may have to open a serious can of kitty whoop a_ _. She hasn't been declawed yet so it's not a fair fight. But just wait another month. Then I'll ge t her. I'm 3 times as big as her. I'll whip her before she catches up. I believe it's gonna be "off with her head."

CRAP HAPPENS!!!!!!!

Well boy, you aren't gonna believe what my crazy mommy and daddy did today. They brought another cat into my kingdom. A goofy looking, little pain in the butt kitten. Of all the nerve! I am the Queen of Sheba. This is my kingdom and I rule all that I survey. I'm gonna have to take some drastic steps to let this little pest know who is boss. She must awe and respect my authority cause she's been hiding in the bathroom all day. Smart cat. Don't mess with me girlfriend!!!!!! Well I will let you know what the queen rules.

My mommy has flipped!!!

Hello world. It's a beautiful day. Spring again. Not that I ever get to go out and see it. Boy I must have been a really bad kitty. My mommy is thinking about bringing one of the outside cats INSIDE. Why would she do that to me. I have to put up with Tazz the dog already. That's enough already. Don't know if I'm gonna like this. I already have to share all the attnetion with that dog. Maybe if i try to behave myself (NOT) she won't do it. I'm gonna try really hard to be good. Well....... here goes. I'll let you know how it works out.