December 4th 2011 7:17 am
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Hi Everyone! It's me-CK!
Well, this morning, you see, Daddy gets up at 4:30am and leaves a bit after 5. This morning, he played with me, but not as much as I like. See, I have what mommy calls the 'zoomies!'I love to race back and forth.
So this morning after Daddy left, mommy had hopes of going back to sleep.
Now, mommy, in the days before I came, used to take naps with the other cats in the living room on her days off in the morning when Daddy left.
But I mean, well, I wasn't sleepy!
So this morning mommy played with me for 45 mintues with the bird toy. Then, she had some toast and coffee and laid down. She told me 'be a good boy'.
She covered up with a blankie, and covered Bella up too.
So I waited, thinking she was gonna play some more. Then I climbed up on the back of the loveseat, and I saw Smokie was there! So I jumped on Smokie and I play bit him in the back of the neck. Smokie started to complain.
Mommy was like-'CK!!!! Stop it!!!"
"What you mean stop it, Mommy? I'm playin!!!!!"
and Mommy got up and got the squirt water bottle and squirted me and I got down and ran to the other side of the coffee table.
Then mommy lays down again, covers up again and everything is tooo quiet.
So I jump up again on the loveseat and I bite Smokie in the neck again. And he starts to complain and tries to swing around and swat me but you see I'm fast and he can't.
So mommy gets up agian and goes "CK!!!! I told you to stop it!!!"
And she squirts me...again!!!!!
And then I run off and she goes back onto the couch.
I waits a bit. It's quiet. The BUB jumps on the loveseat by Mommy's head. Mommy pets her.
I sneak around back on the other side, jump up, jump over Smokie, and come by mommy's head too. She has her hand tucked under the pillow.
I reach under the pillow and start pawing her fingers and trying to bite them! They look like prey!!!!
Mommy yells 'OUCH!" and tries to grab me to put me down but now I'm thinking she's PREY! So I bite her wrist and she grabs my scruff and yells "CK!!! NO!!!!!"
And puts me back on the floor.
And then she lays down again.
And I jump up on the other side of the loveseat, and up along the back, quietly, quietly....and then...and then....
I pounce on her hair because it's long and squiggly and it's THERE!!!!
And she yells "CK!!!!! NO!!!!"
And she picks me up by my scruff and tries to her her arms around me but she's prey now so i have to bite, bite bite!!!!!
And mommy picks me up and gives me a tap on my backside and carries me and puts me in the bathroom and closes the door and says 'TIME OUT!!!!"
And she leaves me there!!! By myself!!!!!1
And I meow and meow and meow for awhile. But she doesn't open the door.
Finally, when it seems a long time, but mommy says it was a half hour she comes back and lets me out.
Now mommy says she has a headache. And I wonder why. Because I feel just fine! I demanded my cuddle of her when she went back in the bathroom, and then went out to wrestle with the BUB. I can't figure out why Mommy is so tired all the time!!!
Aren't Sundays fun?!
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