January 28th 2012 4:40 pm
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So I'm parked on top of the DVD player keeping it warm as is my habit during cold winter afternoons. Daddy had that big flame thing against the wall lit. It has this big ledge on top that I am not allowed on but sneak up on when no one is around.

Daddy was looking at this square thing which he calls a book. My sister 'Bitz was sleeping on the pillow next to my daddy and the mean evil sister Hoot was curled up in a chair.

All of a sudden there was a loud noise. It scared me but I still wanted to look. Daddy ran into the kitchen and my other sister Swiffer had somehow broken into a cabinet door. She had climbed into the cabinet and gotten her head stuck in a plastic bag.

Daddy managed to get ahold of of Swiffer and tear a hole in the bag but Swiffer got away from him and was dragging the bag behind her. Eventually Daddy got the bag off of Swiffer but all of the ruckus scared everyone to death.

Daddy was so upset by it he called the contractor that was there in the morning and had left his plastic bag in the cabinet. Daddy was very angry at the contractor person.

It was a scary day for all of us except the dogs. They slept through the whole thing. So this is why daddy does not allow those plastic bags in the house...