April 11th 2012 12:39 pm
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Lisa sayed I's bein' a really bad kitty, cuppla days 'go. I clim'ed ona top of a cabinets an knock down her speshul wine glasses. I breaked one--isa AXIDENT! Lisa chase me wifa brush ona stick (a broom). I dinnit efun know we haved one--I nefur seed it b'fore. OMC I's skeered! I jump from a cabinet ona sink an' turna waters on. OMC!! I runned cross a counter frew the 'pawtment an' hide unner mama bed. My tail & furs was all bushy. I woulnant efun come out fur mama er treats er nuffin--I'S SKEERED!
Efur since alla 'at, I's bein' furry, furry GOOD!
Mama gotted me a new toy. It hang ina door way an' bouncy, bouncy. I luff playin wif it. We's havin good wevers here. Is nice & warm an no rain. Mama been spendin lotsa time out ona balcony (readin, er playin games on her phone er stuffs). We, me & Ingen & lil Bear, getsa go out alla times cuz mama leaf a door open. We goes out an' we goes in, an' we goes out an' goes in. IS GREAT!!
Come on over! I is a little custard or something and daddy says I'm an ELB cause I am constantly into trouble and 'bothering people' and stuff. Mamma don't yell too much at me. I like to play with da broom....jump on it, grab it with my teeh and kick kick kick it! It' can't harm you or nuthin! She just trying to skere you! Our jobs is to make mayhem. It's what kitten boys our ages do. I haven't gone outside yet...I rolled round and round and round with the harness on, and then started cryin. Daddy thinks I's skeered there is another cat in it. He says I am not too bright, but he better watch it or I'll get his feet when he is wearin socks.
I breaks stuffs all the time! hehehe! Mommy often chases me after that too cause she doesn't want me getting glass in my paws or anything like that, luckily humans usually forgive us when we break things, and I've broken some REALLY nice things before. Opps.
Oh my, that does sound scary. Why does your Mom put the glasses on your exercise equipment anyway. Poor Novi.
Yous not want to know what daddy has been calling Kringle tonite!! Cat into everything!!! Trash can, flipped water again, agitated Gypsy til she chased him..... cat NUTZ!!!
Mom and Dad just avoid having breakable things.