March 15th 2008 1:26 pm
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Yes, it's my birthday today. I'm 13 years old today. So how am I celebrating? I spent some time sitting in the window feeling my inner sunbeam, took a nap, slapped Banjo in the face for following me around, and had a bath.

With President Isabel's permission I have launched an exploratory committee to stir up the pot about my running for President of the United States. President Isabel has decided to use her super delegate vote to endorse Hillary Clinton for the 2008 Democratic Nomination. Then she remembered that she's not a Democrat. But she still wants Hillary because of all the remaining candidates she thinks she is the least scary.

"Obama is a duplicitous liar and a fraud," President Isabel stated in a recent press conference. This came on the heals of her announcement that she will not run for the Presidency this November. But the possibility was raised that she would flip flop on the decision if my campaign manager (Dad) fired me for urinating on his Temperpedic slippers that he got for his birthday from Mom. No word yet on my future campaign, but it's not looking too good. Dad says that he can't risk me urinating in the Oval Office. I keep trying to reassure him that as long as the Secret Service Keeps my box clean, and my food bowl full there won't be a problem. I don't think he's buying it.

Anyway, happy birthday to me!