just leave me alone!

wellp, i guess i'm not immune to cadet's lifelong hobby of hairball hacking! we clean each other a lot, but i think he gets a lot of my hair. i'm sure that's why he gets those gross things occasionally. now see, ive only thrown *anything* up two or three times in my whole life! never ever a furball. well, now i have pity on the poor barfbag! the other day i was blissfully lying in my spot in the closet (yay!!! mom finally opened the door back up!) and i just felt this immediate urge to jump to my paws and this horrid, strange loud sound came from my meeper mouth! just a few seconds later mom came rushing in and i was throwing up in her closet. :( it was SOOOOO ewwwwy icky! she reached down to pet me and i just puffed all up, cause i didnt want her to touch me! i couldnt believe what i had just done. then i saw what i hacked up and it was a furball about 3 inches long. WOWEE! then mom reached for me again, so i let her pick me up. i was shedding like the dickens i was so freaked out. later that day she put this brown goop on my paw--and hey, it was good! i always wondered what that tasted like *hehe* i've felt pretty good since then, but i'm going thru a "hide most of the day, then come out and beg for attention" phase. i'm not sure why i do it...i guess i just want my people to not take me for granted! =)

morning rituals

morning! =) when i woke up this morning, guess who was at my house visiting? BOOKER! *MEEP!* well that totally messed up my morning ritual. in the mornings, cadet and i will be watching the critters out the window thru the closed blinds, and the ritual is for mom to open them for us and then we get fed! well this morning, here comes booker, waltzing into the living room like he owns the place and sits at MY window! *MEEP!* well, it's no good if i go up there now, cause he's in my spot. he ruined it! and i *dont* want dog cooties, so there's no way i'll sit by him and give him the pleasure of sharing my spot with me. i'm still afraid of him anyhoo. so next, mom gets out the food and i'm scared to run to her thinking booker might chase me. even cadet--who loves food more than i do--just sat across the room and didnt come running! well, i was on the back of the couch which is close to our food bowls, so i just jumped right from the couch to the bowls and made it safely. mom had to pick up cadet and bring him over! heheheeh! *sigh* i cant believe we're going to have to live with that d*g. i wonder...will we ever be friends?

time to find a new warm spot

*meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!* i'm so meeped! my mom has been closing the closet door and now i cant lie in there on my warm spot! last night she brought home this HUUUUUUUUUUGE tall white plastic bag with words on it and hung it in the closet. i heard her tell me, "you're not gonna chew THAT plastic bag, calcal!" hrmph. geezo, i cant help it i like to perforate plastic bags with my kitty fangs. it's so fun...and its like i just cant stop myself if i smell a bag! i'll never forget the one time mom left a really big and thick disney bag under the bed--for months! ahhhhh...what a project that one was. *snicker* you should have heard her when she cleaned under that bed--not only did she find tons of cat fur, but she said--no wait, she shrieked-- "WHAT in the HECK happened to this bag??" heeheehee! oh man i totally ran and hid because my fangies utterly destroyed that bag. heehee! then after that i heard her laughing, really hard, and she came and found me. so i looked up at her with my cute lil black mask and used the soft, breathy "mhheehhp" and whew, i got off the hook ;) so anyhoo...i guess that big bag in the closet has this big white dress in it. it must be pretty danged important if she has to close the closet door and deprive me of my spot!! altho, any spot next to the baseboard heat isnt too bad...

mmmm...fresh air!

while my goofy brother cadet was trash digging yesterday, i was enjoying the fresh air!!! my mom had the windows open and the fresh air made me go nutty! i was sproinging off the back of the couch and attacking cadet as he had his head helplessly shoved into all sorts of bags. =) mom laughed at me one time cause i went to jump up on the back of the couch--and i missed! *gasp!* i couldnt believe it. so, i just pretended like i did it on purpose and sproinged off the floor to the other side of the couch! HA! i dont think she bought the cover up, tho ;) there's just something strange about gettin a whiff of that air--not only because i've been cooped up since winter began, but it's also because lots of chippies and birds eat *right* outside the windows cause mom has feeders out there. and when the windows are open, i can get a closer look at those yummy lookin critters!

a d*g in my kitty world

hello, friends =) things are very busy at my house these days. my mom is "getting married" and in a few months, my dad will be living with us and his D*G, too! *MEEP!* hmmm. i'm not sure i like that booker. he annoys me to no end! he's obviously not aware that felines take precedence over his needs! if he comes up to me and snorts and sniffs, i just meep lots and hope he goes away. unfortunately i dont have any front claws, so if he tries to bite me i dont know what i'd do! good thing i can run lightning fast. my mom is sorry she had us declawed now, but that was 5 years ago and she didnt know we'd ever have to live with a D*G like booker! =) i heard her say they are teaching booker to be nicer, so hopefully that dumb animal listens. HRMPH!
the good thing about it all is that i reallllly love my dad! he treats me like the little princess i am =) he's the one that started calling me "calcal" which i love! he pets me heaps and carries me around and pets me more. mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeepp i am so spoiled! *puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
on a lighter note, my mom grew some wheat grass to help cadet with his furballs and gave it to him today. i had some, too, tho i have never had a furball in my life! mmmmm it was yummy! hopefully she keeps it around--its the best treat ive ever had! well wait, i think the salmon treats were definitely better...=)
keep meepin! --calcal =)