April 29th 2012 5:12 pm
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I get picked on a LOT in this house. Roger harasses me constantly, and there are huge clumps of my gorgeous fur all over the house.
But yesterday, the worst thing of ALL happened. I had carefully saved some poopies in my floofy pantaloons. I did it because Roger always smells my butt, so I wanted to really freak him out.
Well, Mom found out I was hiding it and she got a scissors and CUT it out! Now my pantaloons are unbalanced! I was MAD! I still AM mad!
I'm not the brightest bulb in the factory, so I've always relied on my beauty. Now, I am unbalanced. Unbalanced is unbeautiful. I am now officially o r d i n a r y.
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You are never ordinary sweet friend.
Helen take it from me you are always going to be beautiful no matter what your mum does to you. You have natural beauty. If you want Roger to stop sniffing your butt just show him a powerful wacky paw around the head when he does it he will soon get the message that you don't like it and stop.
hhmmpphh....YOU are not the brightest bulb in the lamp ? boy if I've heard that once, I've heard it a thousand times helen and always from of all hogs...boomer....and I'm like so, well, at least I am knot the biggest pig to walk the continent in the entire history of swine and YES, I've had my rear unbalanced quite often as well, so I so know where you're coming from but don't think for a brief minute this makes you less beautiful or ordinary as you are far from it....trust me...I know...I've staked my rep on glamor, fashion, beauty and accessories for 9 years now and I know of what I speak.... hugs girl from dai$y...divine diva =^..*=
Oh, I do know a few things about brothers and fur pulling! We just have to learn to live with those pests! Don't worry, Helen - when you look in the mirror, you see your beauty - beauty is not from our back sides!