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Helen's Haverings

I'm a hooker!?!

September 21st 2011 8:43 pm
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Last week I had blood in my poopies. So guess where I went? The v e t of course. They hurted me real bad and stole my poopies. What is it with these guys stealing our poopies?

So they gave me some Auntie Bii Otics. The blood went away, and I felt better. Mom can tell when I don't feel good because I don't cover my poopies, but I have been covering this week.

So today they called and said there was medicine waiting for me. Mom said "medicine for what?". They told her the name, and she had never heard of it. So she said she needed to talk to the doctor.

The doctor said my poopies had hookworm eggs in it! That's what they get for stealing it! But now I have to take MORE medicine. There is one consolation. Roger has to take it too!!!

I should stop being a hooker by Saturday! YAY!!! I hope Newman likes this story!


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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

September 21st 2011 at 10:09 pm

Hope the medicine helps! Sending purrs.
Purred by: Molly Angel (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2011 at 4:11 am

Awwww, Helen,
I feel for you and hope you are all better by Saturday.I bet you are all tired of going to the vet.
Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2011 at 4:14 am

Sending purrs that the medicine helps. I hope your feeling better soon. Be careful if you keep tell poopie stories you'll be a diary pick the diary chick loves poopie stories.
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

September 22nd 2011 at 6:38 am

Ew, YUCKY! Hope you feel all better soon an can stop bein a hooker.
Purred by: Laura W

September 22nd 2011 at 11:16 am

take those werms fishin helen, N stop eatin stooooooooooooopid burd chcikn....burds eat werms; ewe eat burd, werms be in yur cacca bee cuz chcikn iz caccca...

itz one of those chain kinda deels....

kinda like moose N squirrel....

bullwinkle couldna bee famouz without rocket J any mor than rocket J could drive his self ta werk bee coz in 1959 there wuz noe such thing az wall mart

we hope ya be feelin better reeely quik; eat sum trout ! roger two :)

Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

February 11th 2013 at 7:05 pm

How cool that you had worms, Helen! They are probably all gone by now, but I'll bet they were cool to see!

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