Roger's Ravings

Sue. I HATE her!

February 3rd 2013 6:23 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 7 people already have ]

There's a girl name Sue-Doh-Moan-Us living in my sinuses. She's an ugly thing and makes me sneeze all the time and have goobers in my nose.

Because of this Sue broad, I had to go to college! I went to Texas A&M and saw the august Dr. John August, who is a world renowned feline internal medicine specialist. He liked me a lot, especially because I wore a Texas A&M t-shirt. He's British, and he kept saying "Roger is a lovely boy". While I was in college, I had a CAT scan. What? Like they didn't KNOW I was a cat? And they did by-op-sees of my sinuses.

I took antibiotics for 5 months and then got off them. Within a few weeks, I was sneezing again. Then Mom found out that I will probably never be cured of this Sue stuff. It may eventually make me real sick, but I'm not real sick now. I play and purr and have a good time with Stuart and Mom, and I pick on Helen.

I'm officially a college dropout and I hope to NEVER go back. I'll probably be on antibiotics on and off all my life. I'm pretty good about taking capsules, but I DON'T like liquids. Mom gives me treats after I take my medicine, so that's kind of cool.

But I wish that stupid girl Sue would just leave me alone!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 7 people already have

Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 12:05 am

Hopin' dat Sue don't bother you no more!
Purred by: Macy Angel (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 4:13 am

Awwww,Roger,
Seems like some of us just have more heath issues from the get go. I hope you continue to feel good buddy. I know for a fact you can live with sneezes and a boogery nose for years. Since the day I met my mom, she has never stopped blowing and it's been 12 years! We all purr you have a long healthy life.
Congrats on the diary win!!!!
Macy and family
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 7:06 am

You might hate that Sue chick, but she got you on the homepage - congrats on your Diary of the Day, Roger!
Purred by: Beepers (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 6:13 pm

Probably the only thing worse than a girl named Sue is a boy named Sue. I hope Sue stays away for a long time!

Congratulations on Diary of the Day, Roger!
Purred by: Moose (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 6:57 pm

And Eye haties heir two gnow, Rooogrrr! Meep meep, growllllies!
Purred by: Marmelade DB #98 (Catster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 9:20 pm

I'm sorry to hear about Sue. :( But, congratulations on having the DDP!
Purred by: Worlds Coolest Fluffy & Alex (Catster Member)

February 7th 2013 at 3:30 pm

Awww. We're purring & purring fur you to have a long & good quality life, Roger E.
Purr purr purr purr!!!
Love, Fluffy & Alex.
PS. Concats on DOTD.


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