Roger's Ravings

I'm defective!

October 4th 2011 4:39 pm
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Newman says I'm SPECIAL, but really, I'm defective.

A LONG time ago, Mom noticed that I ALWAYS have a little black spot on my butt. Imagine if I walked by you and you looked at my butt. Right under my tail is 12 o'clock. The direction toward my boy parts is 6 o'clock.

Well, a long time ago, when she noticed the black spot, she tried to clean it. I was just tiny then. When she cleaned it off, it was hard like a rock. It wasn't a poopie, really, just a tiny remnant of poopie. She noticed that I have a little fold of tissue at that 12 o'clock spot.

The last time I was at the vet, they gave me some weird stuff to breath and I got really sleepy. While I was sleeping, the vet looked at my butt and saw how the poopie dust collects in that little fold. He said I was defective.

So I'm a little afraid that Mom may return me and try to get a non-defective kitty instead of me. I'm REAL afraid that she's gonna be cleaning my butt forever. Altho, I must admit, it feels good when that stuff comes off. I always wash myself after she cleans the fold.

I wonder if she returns me, if I'll find another Mom to clean my butt...

 
 

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Purred by: Tooney, Handsome Angel (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 12:03 am

Roger, Roger, Roger...
Your mom loves you and she is just concerned for you! Don't worry, you have her wrapped around your little paw. That little tissue may some day go away once you get bigger or it may not. Just know that someone is looking out for you.

You are just too sweet and I have to say you remind me of myself!
Head butts,
Tooney
Purred by: Novi--DIT #49 (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 12:05 am

Yer mama is not returnin you up jus' cuz she have to clean yer butt. We all has a lil quirks--I have 3 long whiskers 'bove my right eye, an none 'bove my lef' eye. Makes me diff'ren an Jen likes 'at.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 1:14 am

You have your very own Poop Butler, Roger! You'll find out all about Poop Butlers when my book comes out. There is nothing wrong with you, and I really doubt you're getting exchanged cause your Mom wouldn't be able to stand it without you!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 4:53 am

I don't think your momma is gonna trade you out - if my family kept me with my spraying, I'm pretty sure you're ok!
Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 9:49 am

Mate your mum loves you too much to return you. The only place she my return you to is the vet when you're sick. One you've had the neuter operation it general means this is your furever home mate.
Purred by: Alfie - DB #37a - Dearly Loved (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 10:40 am

You're not defective Roger, you're unique!!
((((xxx))))
Purred by: Laura W

October 5th 2011 at 3:05 pm

dood...ewe iz not a detective...less ewe finish spy class 37.3886 ewe canna be a detective...soree..bak ta skewl for mor spy trainin...

now, if ewe eat...N eat....N eat...N eat...til yur butt getz ta be az wide az mine wuz, ewe wont haz ta worree coz de fold will expand...kind like a cordian file...

problem solved...tho eye canna measure how wide my butt wuz, lets just say it was wide

love frum unkle dude
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

October 5th 2011 at 5:09 pm

Not defective, unique!
Purred by: Piewackit (Catster Member)

October 6th 2011 at 12:20 am

*Smooches his little head and gives him a hug* Roger, sweetie. You are not defective! And, there is no way that your mom is going to return you. You're such a cutie. There's a lot of us who have certain issues. So, not to worry, pumpkin! Your mom loves you and so do I!
Hugs,
Pie


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