September 22nd 2011 3:50 am
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Helen is a hooker and I'M getting punished. She gets bloody poopies and I have to take medicine. Think about how many levels on which that is wrong. I've run out of fingers and toes to count the levels.
*DRUM ROLL* I have a new middle name! Mom held a contest to see what would be a good middle name for her to yell at me. And there were some GOOD choices! But she decided my middle name is Eugene. So my whole name is Roger Eugene. Mom said if I hear that name I'm in BIG trouble. I hope I never hear it!
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! YUCKY WORMS! You be a goo' boy an takes a med'cine. If you doesn' has 'em, you don' wan'sa get 'em.
Jen call me Bits (short fur lil Bit) alla times. When she upset wif me is LIL BIT er INGEN! She gots diff'ren' names fur alla us.
Dang, Roger Eugene, I need a middle name too! I hope you don't hear yours very much, and I hope Helen gets rid of that blood in her poopies.
HAY....no fare...we dinna noe ewe wuz havin a contest N de winner getted a yeer's supply of nip N trout...
wee think a good middle name for ewe wood be........
and ta triple R chanz oh winnin, how bout makin yur last name:
it be scottish or irish...we cann remember
then yur nishuls wood be
RED :) which is kinda like orange..sorta.....
Dat are my grandpa's middle name!
is that short for YOU GENIUS?
Of course, it is!
We Orangie Dudes got all the Brains!