Roger's Ravings

Into The Crypt

June 23rd 2011 4:33 pm
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This is my first diary entry and I don't know anything about writing, so bear with me.

I have been struggling with ringy-dingy. (Ringworm) I had to go to the place my pal Cody works and Cody would give me a baff in some stuff that smelled like rotten eggs. It was gruesome! But I like Cody, which is kind of weird, I know!

So Mom decided I should take pills instead, and the vet guy agreed. But before I could take them, they had to suck all my blood out to find out if my liver and inside stuff was healthy. Do NOT ask me what a liver is, but Mom says you need one to be a live-r.

Anyway, my liver is good, and my FIV and leukemia tests are all negative. There was one test that was positive, tho. It's called (Mom takes over typing) cryptosporidium.

This crypt thing may mean I had a tiny infection and I'm all well. Or it may mean that I'm gonna develop FIP sometime. The test is too nonspecific to know which it means.

I feel really good, and I'm taking my pills like a big boy. My ringy-dingy is disappearing, and I am having a ball in this house with Helen and Mom.

Mom says I'm a terribly bad boy, but I know she loves me. She wants to trade me in for a healthy boy, but she loves my little ringy-dingy face. I'm staying right where I am. I know I am Mom's last kitten. She's too old for little guys like me anymore. So I need to stay healthy.

I don't need purrs or anything, 'cause I'm fine. But maybe you could put some purrs in a bank for me in case I ever need them.

I sure like having all of you as pals, and I plan on being your pal for many years to come! We all love you! Thanks for reading my diary!

 
 

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Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

June 24th 2011 at 12:46 am

I'm glad you're gonna write in your diary, Roger, cause I want to help you grow up! We are gonna purr whether you like it or not because we want you to stay healthy and live to be 18 or older like my big brother, Calvin, did! I'm glad your ringy-dingy is going away! I think it is cool that you have a big sister that likes you cause I have a big sister that doesn't like me! MOL!
Purred by: Ozzy (Catster Member)

June 24th 2011 at 2:02 am

Hey Roger!
I'm gonna give ya some manly mancat purrs cuz you can always use them. You are gonna grow into a handsome mancat and all the girlcats are gonna swoon over you and the aunties are gonna go even more ga ga than then already are with all their 'ooooh' and 'ahhhh' and swoons. I'm glad your ringy dingy is clearing up... but you are still one prime junior mancat with or without it! I'm very proud of your toilet paper roll art, way to go little guy!
^paw,
ozzy
Purred by: Laura W

June 24th 2011 at 4:30 pm

small dood.....

put sum trout oil on yur ringy N it will clear it up like that...snappo....

N we dunno bout that crypto stuff either but we due noe itz KNOT gonna get ewe...knot now....knot ever......

when ewe iz 16 N lurning ta drive, ewe will look bak on this dia ree N say; eye remember them tabbies tellin me knot onlee iz burd a bad choice for a meal, but they be stooooooopid two, then ya can go like two de drive thru N order sum mackeral munchies....

OK then....peace out N rock on
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 24th 2011 at 11:12 pm

Keep taking yous pills, and yous be BIG and healthy in no times!!! Purrs for you!!
Purred by: Quinn C. (Catster Member)

June 24th 2011 at 11:57 pm

We love you little one and are sending lots and lots of purrrrs your way.
Purred by: Jasper (Catster Member)

June 25th 2011 at 12:50 am

Heh Roger!
Do you realize how many Pawrents are crazy in love with you?
They can't help themselves. It's cuz you're an Orangie Dude.
PS Mom says I'm her last kitten too! MOL
Jasper
Purred by: Luke (Catster Member)

June 25th 2011 at 1:40 am

Oh Roger, Jasper is right, your irresistible because your an orangie! Continue to be brave and take your pills as we look forward to watching you grow!
Purred by: Edgar ~ Precious Angel (Catster Member)

June 25th 2011 at 2:49 am

I've got some purrs in the bank fur ya little fellow! We orange guys have to stick together. I know your mom loves you, my mom tells me so 'cause my mom reads your mom's stuff on FB. And moms never lie. The DO fib sometimes though!! So watch out when she says things like: "This won't hurt!" or "It's nummy, eat it!" or "A trip to the vet is not going to kill you!"
Purred by: Dewey (Catster Member)

June 25th 2011 at 3:25 am

I iz agoona still purrs fer yu ebben iffin yu sayz yu dunt need purrs rite now acuz den yu willz be dat furr ahedd an' den we kin purrs off any uv dem eebill germs dat cauz a kitty to feels ickky.
Purred by: Nuk Anuk (Catster Member)

June 25th 2011 at 3:34 am

Oh I thought cryptosporidium was a coccidian?! (A protozoan parasite.) I didn't know it could be a precursor to other diseases.

I do know that you have a fantastic Mom and she's really, really smart and loves you very, very much.


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