March 6th 2014 10:55 pm
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Mum was wandering about doing her morning routine things and she sudden;y asked, "How did you do that Cats?"
"What?" I asked. I was wondering which of the many manifestations of our magnificence she had noticed this time.
"Switch the kitty litter round"
Ah yes, that one! If your mum has has old, bad kitty litter to use up do not ler her think, not for one moment, that an acceptable solution might be to put the bad stuff underneath and coat it with a layer of the good stuff. We saw straight through that and although it took us a while we sorted it all back and now it is an honest box. You can't see any of the good stuff.
"And why?" asked my mum. "Surely you want the green bag stuff on top?"
We do not like her pathetic attempts to fool us, that is the issue here.
She has promised that is the very last bag and she will never buy the blue bags again. She had better not! (Hah! She must think she's dealing with some two year old kitten here!!)
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How dare she offer you inferior kitty litter and try to hide it. Did she think you wouldn't notice? She might be able to pull this off with a two year old but not with a fully grown, three year old, man cat like you.