April 23rd 2013 10:38 pm
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Mum came home yesterday and said that she had been to the pet shop and they wouldn't take us. Not even part-exchange. Apparently there's no market for naughty cats.
Josie was quite relieved but I don't believe my mum went to the pet shop at all. I think she loves us and was just teasing but how to prove that?
It was a beautiful evening and mum had the doors open and she mowed the lawn and I was in and out and so was Josie and the idea came to me. I sneaked under the throw on the armchair and waited.
Mum closed the doors as the evening got later and I heard her wonder where I was when she did that. Josie was in on my plan so said to mum she last saw me in the long grass at the end of the garden.
Mum settled down; time passed. I had a lovely sleep actually.
I heard mum wonder again, "Where is that boy? I don't like it when he's out so long." Ah-hah!! So she does miss me when I'm away and love me really.
She went in the kitchen and called me through the little door but of course I was already in so I ignored her.
I let her worry about half an hour more and then gradually emerged from my hiding place. Mum was suitably happy to see me. I got a big squoodge and snuggles.
"So admit it! You don't want to give me away." I said, between purrs. Mum said no, she doesn't really, she loves us both. And she will peek under the throw if I ever go missing again as she didn't like to worry so much.
Cats are much cleverer than people and we always win in the end!
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It doesn't take a whole lot to be cleverer than my people, MOL!
Toby our mums do love us they just have strange ways of showing it sometimes. Our humans can't expect us to be good all of the time it just not possible. Mum reckons I am 99% angel and 1% devil.
I am a monster, which is how I got my name.