Toby's Diary

New cat in the hood

January 7th 2013 10:32 pm
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He is quite large and black and white. Mum says he looks very handsome but Josie and I don't like him. He strolled up our garden path, cool like the cucumber, and asked if he could come in.

Josie yodelled in blood curdling tones to warn him off. She sang of how our mum likes to tear unwelcome cats from limb to limb with her bare hands so he would be scared.

"Wait a minute," said mum. "I never do that. Ever."

I considered this.

"Sometimes you pick me up for a cuddle when I'm not in the mood" I pointed out.

Josie said that unwanted affection is hardly the stuff of threatening songs and carried on. Outside cat lunged at the door but the magic held firm. Josie lashed back at the glass and he was gone. After a while I courageously went out to check and our garden was catless so Josie had scared him off. (Obviously I would have been even more scary but she got there first!"

 
 

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Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 6:53 am

Oh Toby - There's a black and white cat that's been hanging around here, too. I don't like him one bit. I might have to start using Josie's threats on that cat ...
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 7:26 am

Be careful of those large black and white cats. One of them lives hear and they are a handful.
Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 11:10 am

Yeah right you were going to scary off. Josie would scare me more than you would mate. Seriously mate be care about into fights with cats bigger than you. You could end up getting hurt if you're not careful.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 2:55 pm

There is nothing so scary as the fury of a woman.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 4:13 pm

Oh, so your mom tears the cats up. Yeah, right!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 12:54 am

I'm sure you would have put the fear on him way more than Josie. Lucky for him.


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