January 7th 2013 10:32 pm
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He is quite large and black and white. Mum says he looks very handsome but Josie and I don't like him. He strolled up our garden path, cool like the cucumber, and asked if he could come in.
Josie yodelled in blood curdling tones to warn him off. She sang of how our mum likes to tear unwelcome cats from limb to limb with her bare hands so he would be scared.
"Wait a minute," said mum. "I never do that. Ever."
I considered this.
"Sometimes you pick me up for a cuddle when I'm not in the mood" I pointed out.
Josie said that unwanted affection is hardly the stuff of threatening songs and carried on. Outside cat lunged at the door but the magic held firm. Josie lashed back at the glass and he was gone. After a while I courageously went out to check and our garden was catless so Josie had scared him off. (Obviously I would have been even more scary but she got there first!"
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Oh Toby - There's a black and white cat that's been hanging around here, too. I don't like him one bit. I might have to start using Josie's threats on that cat ...
Be careful of those large black and white cats. One of them lives hear and they are a handful.
Yeah right you were going to scary off. Josie would scare me more than you would mate. Seriously mate be care about into fights with cats bigger than you. You could end up getting hurt if you're not careful.
There is nothing so scary as the fury of a woman.
Oh, so your mom tears the cats up. Yeah, right!
I'm sure you would have put the fear on him way more than Josie. Lucky for him.