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Toby's Diary

Famous Superstar Cat

January 2nd 2013 10:43 pm
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Last night my mum watched a programme on TV that really inspired me. It was about animals that star in films and TV shows. I could do that. I would love to do that.

I see myself as a feline James Bond. I have the sophisticated good looks and could do all my own stunts. I had a practice. See the daring spy leap to safety up the curtains! See how fast he runs through the flat and flys several feet through the air! See him wriggle under the throw and appear, a silent assassin coming from nowhere, to attack the toy fish. I could do the fight scenes too only mum said to stop annoying Josie. And I would drink my milk shaken, not stirred.

I was so sure this was my destiny that I was asking my mum where I sign up. She said to watch the programme more carefully. All the animals we saw have to do just what they are told to do when they are told to do it.

I don't take direction very well.

Mum said maybe we could practice me taking instructions but I didn't think that sounded fun at all. I curled up next to her and announced that the world will be deprived of this cat superstar after all. I needed a sleep.

But I dreamed of exciting adventures as Purred, James Purred, off to the rescue!


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Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

January 3rd 2013 at 3:21 am

I could see you as a feline James Bond. Your a young handsome mancat with a sense of adventure. Mind you taking orders from humans isn't that bad it's the reason I'm still here. I listene to mum and dd as told most of the time.

Sending some sun your way too mate. Hope it gets to you to warm you and Josie up.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

January 3rd 2013 at 8:35 am

MOL! Somehow I see you as more of a Jim Carrey kind of cat.
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

January 3rd 2013 at 4:02 pm

Oh too bad. I would have loved to see the adventures of Purred, James Purred.
Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

January 3rd 2013 at 9:22 pm

Doing what you're told? Dat doesn't sound like fun!

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