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A most Mysterious Mystery

October 2nd 2012 10:37 pm
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My mum's first priority when she gets in from work is naturally our supper. Then she goes and changes out of her worky clothes.

So last night as normal she went to her bedroom and then she called out, "Cats?" so we went to see what was occurring as cats is us.

"What happened to the curtains?" she wanted to know. When she had gone to work they were hanging neatly, now one of the middle hooks had unhooked and there will need to be some sewing done on the top part.

"Sometimes a little whorl of gravity rises us and grabs things," I explained. "I didn't see that happen today but maybe it did while we were sleeping."

She looked at me in a way I could not like.

"Josie," she said. "Have you got anything better?"

Josie thought and then wondered aloud if we might, and she didn't want to scare anyone as she wasn't certain, but it could just be possible that we might have a poltergeist.

Mum sighed. "I suspect the cause to be rather more small, black and feline. I just want to know how you managed to dislodge a middle curtain-hook and simultaneously rip the stitching at the end."

It seemed safest to stick with my gravity grabbing story so mum will never know the answer to that particular mysterious mystery!


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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

October 3rd 2012 at 2:20 am

MOL, I believe you! ;)
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

October 3rd 2012 at 8:14 am

Yeah, gravity. That's your story and your sticking to it!

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