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Toby's Diary

Ambush Cat

July 4th 2012 10:42 pm
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Mum went out yesterday evening so when she came back I still had a lot of bounce to use up. She said she was tired and would go straight to bed so we had our supper and mum started brushing her teeth. Then Josie slipped away.

I thought to myself that I knew where Josie had slipped off to and went to look. I was right. She was using the tray, thinking that I was busy eating.

One thing that really makes me laugh is ambushing Josie when she's on the tray. Mum gets really grumpy when I do that though and she saw me and mysteriously knew what I was thinking so mum stood between me and Josie and when I moved she moved until Josie was done.

So unfair but I had a plan to get my own back. Hee Hee!

Mum got up in the night and went to the bathroom. If I couldn't ambush Josie I would ambush mum. I ran really fast and leapt up on the side of the bath to reach her.

If you ever jump on the side of a bath in a hurry make sure there isn't something like a dry flannel on the side. My impressive attack suddenly became a whirring mass of sliding paws and mum saw my face appear, my paws appear and then all of me disappear.

Us cats are never wrong of course. I ran away really fast so she would think that was exactly what I meant to happen and this morning I am denying everything. "Did you perhaps dream it?"


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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 12:14 am

Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

July 5th 2012 at 4:25 am

MOL do you have video of that. That's really funny mate. When you want ti ambush someone next I just do it. The planning doesn't seem to be working.
Purred by: Laura Belle (Catster Member)

July 6th 2012 at 12:49 pm

It looks like you were thinking fast on your feet Toby. That's a GOOD one! Telling your mum that she purrhaps "dreamed it" is the purrfect thing to tell her. I always stand my ground and proclaim that "I planned it that way!" whenefur something goes wrong with one of my plans. Cats can NEFUR admit defeat! Quick thinking Toby! MOL!


Laura Belle

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