January 18th 2012 10:36 pm
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Yesterday evening I was looking out of the window when I saw her. That new tortie cat, strolling about in my garden, bold as brass. She sauntered over and looked me in the eye.
I growled in my most menacing way and she sang to me, "I'm gonna getcha!" Lady or no lady I was straight there with a right hook - but thump thump my paws were right on the glass. I couldn't reach her. I growled more loudly. She would hear that alright.
I felt Josie walk up beside me with tail all big and impressive. She glared at the cat. The position of tortie is already taken round here.
Then my mum came and tweaked the curtain back - the household united to see off the invader. Only mum didn't growl - she said, "Oh it's that sweet little cat". Sweet, my paw!!
"Windows are bad,"I said. "I can't reach her to give her a good smack but then mum said windows are good otherwise that cat would stroll right in. And this is why I have a special collar so cats like that one can't use my magic door. Collar? Oh yes, that thing. Think you'll find it behind the front door.
We saw that bad cat off anyway. So maybe windows are good.
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