November 20th 2011 10:45 pm
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I have shown my mum hundreds of times but she still does not know what to do with a newspaper. She should slide one hand under it and then attack that hand with the other or chew the corners or have fun with it somehow but she just stares at page after page.
I thought maybe she was looking for something and I wondered what it was. She said she was looking for some good news but I gather there isn't much to find these days.
So I thought Josie and I should write a Flat Newspaper.
In our Headline Story the heating is on. Yes, those large white panels, previously thought to be ornamental, are drifting out glorious warmth and the cats are happy.
In Crime news the theft of two Dreamies Cat Treats (chicken flavour) has been reported. Josie knows each cat was given six but when she had eaten four there were none left. A small black cat with a white patch was seen acting suspiciously in the area. Police are appealing for witnesses.
In Spors news reigning champion Toby has held on to his crown as top Kitty Tag player. In a nail biting finish he managed fours bats on Josie's legs against her three on his. He told our reporter "I have been practising my mad dashes and that's really paid off."
In Health news all three of us are in excellent health today. Thanks be!
The weather - Outside: dark and foggy. Inside: Toasty warm. A day to stay home.
This is what our paper would say and it would be printed on very crinkly cat nip scented paper
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Toby that's a newspaper I would love to read mate. I love reading your diary every day and it is well written and the stories are great. Glad everyone is doing well. Say G'day to your mum for us.
Excellent mews Toby!!!